WrittenInCode_
@writtenincode.bsky.social
Professional Oxford Comma enthusiast. Writer of mediocre words. I'm just existing, please don't ask more of me.
Read some of my nonsense here → writteninthecode.com
Read some of my nonsense here → writteninthecode.com
The Tim Allen movie #TheSantaClause, Tim Allen became Santa because of the manslaughter "Clause." In the sequel, he must find a Mrs. Clause or he will cease to be Santa. What happened to the first Mrs. Clause of the Santa that Tim Allen's character (allegedly) killed? #Christmas #Santa
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Tim Allen movie #TheSantaClause, Tim Allen became Santa because of the manslaughter "Clause." In the sequel, he must find a Mrs. Clause or he will cease to be Santa. What happened to the first Mrs. Clause of the Santa that Tim Allen's character (allegedly) killed? #Christmas #Santa
My book is almost done and I can't help but to feel like I'm about to release a book that'll flop horribly (imposter syndrome) that'll inevitably be consumed by Ai, mashed together with other works and resold while I continue to struggle to make a living from my work. #AI #Writing #Publishing #Books
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My book is almost done and I can't help but to feel like I'm about to release a book that'll flop horribly (imposter syndrome) that'll inevitably be consumed by Ai, mashed together with other works and resold while I continue to struggle to make a living from my work. #AI #Writing #Publishing #Books
Does this imply there is an untrustworthy popcorn waiting me to pop it so it can steal my identity and commit tax fraud?
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Does this imply there is an untrustworthy popcorn waiting me to pop it so it can steal my identity and commit tax fraud?
Why do I do this? It's like, I read to have fun and relax, then I pick up a book that makes me stare at the wall for several minutes in existential dread after finishing before making a sandwich and doing it all over again. Might as well do it again. #BookSky #Books #Literature #OhGodWhy
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Why do I do this? It's like, I read to have fun and relax, then I pick up a book that makes me stare at the wall for several minutes in existential dread after finishing before making a sandwich and doing it all over again. Might as well do it again. #BookSky #Books #Literature #OhGodWhy
Every episode I watch of "The Chair Company", I wonder who the hell was this show made for? Then I watch the next episode and realize, it's me, I'm the person the show is made for. #TheChairCompany
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Every episode I watch of "The Chair Company", I wonder who the hell was this show made for? Then I watch the next episode and realize, it's me, I'm the person the show is made for. #TheChairCompany
After all these years, I've finally found the key to coziness and productivity. The key to success is Monstera Plants. The more Monstera plants, the cozier the room. *Results for productivity may vary. #plants #productivity #procrastination #Monstera #Gardening
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
After all these years, I've finally found the key to coziness and productivity. The key to success is Monstera Plants. The more Monstera plants, the cozier the room. *Results for productivity may vary. #plants #productivity #procrastination #Monstera #Gardening
Anyone wanna purchase my soul in exchange for a book deal? Are the crossroads still a thing or did the devil start a housing development there yet? #Publishing #Books #DevilWentDownToGerogia #Unemployed
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anyone wanna purchase my soul in exchange for a book deal? Are the crossroads still a thing or did the devil start a housing development there yet? #Publishing #Books #DevilWentDownToGerogia #Unemployed
Slow closing toilet seats are the pinnacle of modern technology. Forgetting that not everyone has slow closing toilet seats by slapping the lip down and 3000Db at 3 o'clock in the morning after a hard night of binge eating carne asadas is the folly of man.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Slow closing toilet seats are the pinnacle of modern technology. Forgetting that not everyone has slow closing toilet seats by slapping the lip down and 3000Db at 3 o'clock in the morning after a hard night of binge eating carne asadas is the folly of man.
I think it's about time to write the next book. #Writing #Publishing
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I think it's about time to write the next book. #Writing #Publishing
Mariachi music is just classical ska.
September 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mariachi music is just classical ska.
You ever feel like you suddenly just woke up? Like, not from sleeping, but you just suddenly remembered you're alive and you're just sitting there staring at your phone with a mouthful of Cheetos muttering "shit" to yourself?
August 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You ever feel like you suddenly just woke up? Like, not from sleeping, but you just suddenly remembered you're alive and you're just sitting there staring at your phone with a mouthful of Cheetos muttering "shit" to yourself?
I'll never have faith in humanity until people start understanding the spelling difference between "Lose" and "Loose"
June 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'll never have faith in humanity until people start understanding the spelling difference between "Lose" and "Loose"
Spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out why my hose wasn't working only to learn that I'm an idiot. Godspeed soldier. #Gardening #Lawncare #Landscaping
April 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out why my hose wasn't working only to learn that I'm an idiot. Godspeed soldier. #Gardening #Lawncare #Landscaping
Why didn't anyone tell me that writing books was so hard?
April 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me that writing books was so hard?
Nearly 5 years ago, my wife started an STB fund and everyday, the fund goes up by $1. When this fund is cashed out, it will be a sad day because it means that one of us has done the unthinkable. It means that one of us has shitted the bed and now we need a new bed. #Fund #Savings #401k #STB
April 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Job hunting is so demoralizing.
April 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Job hunting is so demoralizing.
The Mazda Miata is the best car ever made and if you say it's too small, you're right, but also shut up.
April 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The Mazda Miata is the best car ever made and if you say it's too small, you're right, but also shut up.
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Goodnight everyone
Pluto
Pluto
April 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Goodnight everyone
Pluto
Pluto
Everyone talks about flamingos, but why doesn't anyone care when flamingstay?
April 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Everyone talks about flamingos, but why doesn't anyone care when flamingstay?
April 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Been unemployed for 6 months today and here are 3 things I've heard a lot:
"Your house better be spotless"
"you ask for your job back?"
"Are you going to run out of money?"
Your job is not your life. If you lose your job, your life continues. Please remember this.
#unemployed #career #dontpanic
"Your house better be spotless"
"you ask for your job back?"
"Are you going to run out of money?"
Your job is not your life. If you lose your job, your life continues. Please remember this.
#unemployed #career #dontpanic
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Been unemployed for 6 months today and here are 3 things I've heard a lot:
"Your house better be spotless"
"you ask for your job back?"
"Are you going to run out of money?"
Your job is not your life. If you lose your job, your life continues. Please remember this.
#unemployed #career #dontpanic
"Your house better be spotless"
"you ask for your job back?"
"Are you going to run out of money?"
Your job is not your life. If you lose your job, your life continues. Please remember this.
#unemployed #career #dontpanic
I took the weekend off from social media, writing, reading and basically everything else. Ended up spending my weekend hanging out with friends, going on dates with my wife and playing video games. It's crazy how something as simple as taking a weekend for myself feels like a vacation. Feeling good.
March 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I took the weekend off from social media, writing, reading and basically everything else. Ended up spending my weekend hanging out with friends, going on dates with my wife and playing video games. It's crazy how something as simple as taking a weekend for myself feels like a vacation. Feeling good.