Wrytes
@wrytes.bsky.social
A little writer who writes books about the world being endangered by corrupted power hungry monsters - whoops sorry *that* was just in todays normal news report. What in the nightmarish hell is going on? Loves One-Liners.
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Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
“William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.”
“William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.”
November 8, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
Looking for some other Writers account for friendship/banter and witty exchanges. I also admire the NanoWriMo writers - I would love to be acquainted with You and explore the joy of world-building.
November 15, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Looking for some other Writers account for friendship/banter and witty exchanges. I also admire the NanoWriMo writers - I would love to be acquainted with You and explore the joy of world-building.
His head is smaller than his bum but both speak the same amount of poop.
November 15, 2023 at 11:17 PM
His head is smaller than his bum but both speak the same amount of poop.
Watched all of 'One Piece' on Netflix and can I just say - AWESOME!
November 15, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Watched all of 'One Piece' on Netflix and can I just say - AWESOME!
This the Winter Season. When you get a cold there is power in a 'Get Well' balloon - it has 'Heal'ium >runs for cover to avoid the rotten fruit<
November 15, 2023 at 11:15 PM
This the Winter Season. When you get a cold there is power in a 'Get Well' balloon - it has 'Heal'ium >runs for cover to avoid the rotten fruit<
Part 3:
Or had he been arrested and charged with a crime
There had to be a reason that made-up for the time
Maybe he'd finally met up with his fantasy ladies
If he had - he would soon be pushing up daisies
Or had he been arrested and charged with a crime
There had to be a reason that made-up for the time
Maybe he'd finally met up with his fantasy ladies
If he had - he would soon be pushing up daisies
November 15, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Part 3:
Or had he been arrested and charged with a crime
There had to be a reason that made-up for the time
Maybe he'd finally met up with his fantasy ladies
If he had - he would soon be pushing up daisies
Or had he been arrested and charged with a crime
There had to be a reason that made-up for the time
Maybe he'd finally met up with his fantasy ladies
If he had - he would soon be pushing up daisies
Part Two:
Perhaps the car had stopped or even exploded
Filled with flammable things & quite overloaded
Had mad martians arrived and snatched only Shaun
They better return him - beamed down on the lawn
Perhaps the car had stopped or even exploded
Filled with flammable things & quite overloaded
Had mad martians arrived and snatched only Shaun
They better return him - beamed down on the lawn
November 15, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Part Two:
Perhaps the car had stopped or even exploded
Filled with flammable things & quite overloaded
Had mad martians arrived and snatched only Shaun
They better return him - beamed down on the lawn
Perhaps the car had stopped or even exploded
Filled with flammable things & quite overloaded
Had mad martians arrived and snatched only Shaun
They better return him - beamed down on the lawn
Part One:
I put on my grim dull-green wellies
Armed with crisps & men-shaped jellies
Running around until well out-of-breath
Prepared with a mallet to do battle with Death
I put on my grim dull-green wellies
Armed with crisps & men-shaped jellies
Running around until well out-of-breath
Prepared with a mallet to do battle with Death
November 15, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Part One:
I put on my grim dull-green wellies
Armed with crisps & men-shaped jellies
Running around until well out-of-breath
Prepared with a mallet to do battle with Death
I put on my grim dull-green wellies
Armed with crisps & men-shaped jellies
Running around until well out-of-breath
Prepared with a mallet to do battle with Death
A Writing Challenge for those who need some random inspiration!
Prompt 1: Two grandfathers or grandmother playing an increasingly heated game of chess
Prompt 2: A person in a bespoke suit taking thier pet duck to work
Prompt 1: Two grandfathers or grandmother playing an increasingly heated game of chess
Prompt 2: A person in a bespoke suit taking thier pet duck to work
November 15, 2023 at 11:11 PM
A Writing Challenge for those who need some random inspiration!
Prompt 1: Two grandfathers or grandmother playing an increasingly heated game of chess
Prompt 2: A person in a bespoke suit taking thier pet duck to work
Prompt 1: Two grandfathers or grandmother playing an increasingly heated game of chess
Prompt 2: A person in a bespoke suit taking thier pet duck to work
I sincerely admire all the folks taking part in nanowrimo this month. Whilst I’ve not been able to maintain my own writings it’s very inspiration and motivating to write in general alongside some amazingly determined people! x
November 15, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I sincerely admire all the folks taking part in nanowrimo this month. Whilst I’ve not been able to maintain my own writings it’s very inspiration and motivating to write in general alongside some amazingly determined people! x
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I'm doing Nanowrimo this year, just to flush some stale ideas out of the pipe, and... there's something there? Like, nothing to share -- I'm definitely in Trash Draft here.
But -- it feels like maybe there's a structure that what I'm putting down is taking. Which is encouraging.
But -- it feels like maybe there's a structure that what I'm putting down is taking. Which is encouraging.
November 15, 2023 at 2:04 PM
I'm doing Nanowrimo this year, just to flush some stale ideas out of the pipe, and... there's something there? Like, nothing to share -- I'm definitely in Trash Draft here.
But -- it feels like maybe there's a structure that what I'm putting down is taking. Which is encouraging.
But -- it feels like maybe there's a structure that what I'm putting down is taking. Which is encouraging.
One of my first ever attempts at a poem. Lol - Also explains why I don't do poems.
November 13, 2023 at 11:10 PM
One of my first ever attempts at a poem. Lol - Also explains why I don't do poems.
I'm not precious about my one-liners or jokes because tbh if they inspire someone else to create something more extensive then thats a good thing (I procrastinate). I love the one-liners/jokes but they are just a small fraction of the more meaningful writing I attempt to do.
November 13, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I'm not precious about my one-liners or jokes because tbh if they inspire someone else to create something more extensive then thats a good thing (I procrastinate). I love the one-liners/jokes but they are just a small fraction of the more meaningful writing I attempt to do.
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I still have this painting set, which looks amazing together (!!) but they are sold separately. I have beautiful brown wood 10x10 frames that these would look amazing in.
October 28, 2023 at 5:18 AM
I still have this painting set, which looks amazing together (!!) but they are sold separately. I have beautiful brown wood 10x10 frames that these would look amazing in.
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Saturday night Polaroid scans. A couple of these originals are in the store now.
November 12, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Saturday night Polaroid scans. A couple of these originals are in the store now.
A squirrel just came up to my bedroom window and tapped the glass. When I went out to check he was ok I realised the feeder was out of nuts. I have literally been trained by a squirrel to produce nuts when he taps the window.
November 9, 2023 at 4:07 PM
A squirrel just came up to my bedroom window and tapped the glass. When I went out to check he was ok I realised the feeder was out of nuts. I have literally been trained by a squirrel to produce nuts when he taps the window.
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Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon statue by Sideshow Collectibles #art #arts #artist #artists #dragon #dragons #fantasy #fantasyart #howtotrainyourdragon #artlover #artlovers #inspiration #sculpture #sculptures #geek #nerd #geeks #nerds
November 3, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon statue by Sideshow Collectibles #art #arts #artist #artists #dragon #dragons #fantasy #fantasyart #howtotrainyourdragon #artlover #artlovers #inspiration #sculpture #sculptures #geek #nerd #geeks #nerds
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hi I sell bookmarks and stickers and nature/fantasy art! layaroseart.storenvy.com
November 4, 2023 at 6:11 AM
hi I sell bookmarks and stickers and nature/fantasy art! layaroseart.storenvy.com
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I still have these two bamboo shoot ink paintings available! The bear & the bluebird. Last day they are name your own price! (Also happy to mat & frame.)
November 4, 2023 at 1:29 AM
I still have these two bamboo shoot ink paintings available! The bear & the bluebird. Last day they are name your own price! (Also happy to mat & frame.)
"Even if the sentence for murder was 10 seconds you wouldnt be worth my time".
November 4, 2023 at 2:08 AM
"Even if the sentence for murder was 10 seconds you wouldnt be worth my time".
"Is this a problem?"
"Only if you have strong feelings about remaining alive"
"Only if you have strong feelings about remaining alive"
November 4, 2023 at 2:06 AM
"Is this a problem?"
"Only if you have strong feelings about remaining alive"
"Only if you have strong feelings about remaining alive"
"You look dreadful"
"I am in a hospital. What is your excuse?"
"I am in a hospital. What is your excuse?"
November 4, 2023 at 2:05 AM
"You look dreadful"
"I am in a hospital. What is your excuse?"
"I am in a hospital. What is your excuse?"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm Thinking....you should try it some time. It would save me the hassle of having to compensate for you"
"I'm Thinking....you should try it some time. It would save me the hassle of having to compensate for you"
November 4, 2023 at 2:04 AM
"What are you doing?"
"I'm Thinking....you should try it some time. It would save me the hassle of having to compensate for you"
"I'm Thinking....you should try it some time. It would save me the hassle of having to compensate for you"
"You're always 'The glass half empty'"
"Its 100% empty. You're not just clutching the straws, they're up your nose with you pretending to be a walrus"
"Its 100% empty. You're not just clutching the straws, they're up your nose with you pretending to be a walrus"
November 4, 2023 at 2:03 AM
"You're always 'The glass half empty'"
"Its 100% empty. You're not just clutching the straws, they're up your nose with you pretending to be a walrus"
"Its 100% empty. You're not just clutching the straws, they're up your nose with you pretending to be a walrus"