WTF, Whitney?
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WTF, Whitney?
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Protip: If you (or your child) are feeling anxious at the dentist, ask if you can have the heavy apron they put on you before taking x-rays while you’re in the chair. 1/2
April 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Obsessed with my new Tolkien tattoo.

artist IG: @taichimaster1
January 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Hey America. Just saying.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Rednote is awesome and I love it there but HOW tf did everyone become fluent in Mandarin within like 3 business days?!
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I need everyone to know that the last video I saw on tiktok before it wouldn’t let me scroll anymore was Paramount Pictures posting the scene from Titanic of the musicians playing as the boat was sinking
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
14yo: is the actor of Gandalf still alive?
Me: Yep. He’s Magneto, too.
Husband: He’s pretty old, he might not be for much longer—
Me: SHHHH THE BLACK SPEECH MUST NOT BE UTTERED IN THE HOUSE OF ELROND
January 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
December 6, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Did I find and order the Elphaba glasses the minute I left the theater? Yes. Am I exclusively using this filter going forward? Also yes.

#wicked #wickedmovie #elphaba
December 7, 2024 at 1:16 PM