Protip: If you (or your child) are feeling anxious at the dentist, ask if you can have the heavy apron they put on you before taking x-rays while you’re in the chair. 1/2

Obsessed with my new Tolkien tattoo.

artist IG: @taichimaster1

Hey America. Just saying.

Rednote is awesome and I love it there but HOW tf did everyone become fluent in Mandarin within like 3 business days?!

I need everyone to know that the last video I saw on tiktok before it wouldn’t let me scroll anymore was Paramount Pictures posting the scene from Titanic of the musicians playing as the boat was sinking

14yo: is the actor of Gandalf still alive?
Me: Yep. He’s Magneto, too.
Husband: He’s pretty old, he might not be for much longer—
Me: SHHHH THE BLACK SPEECH MUST NOT BE UTTERED IN THE HOUSE OF ELROND

Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

Did I find and order the Elphaba glasses the minute I left the theater? Yes. Am I exclusively using this filter going forward? Also yes.

#wicked #wickedmovie #elphaba