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Wülferhampton Hermit
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Hermit. Not a crab. Don’t follow me. Just don’t. #WNFB (Will Not Follow Back). President, Galactic Federation of Hermits - membership: 1 (N.B. closed to new members)
Winner of “Least Sociable Social Media User 2023, 2024”.
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'The mandatory hermit requirements for estates larger than eighty acres was one of the many "Inverse Consequences" directives undertaken by the Commonsense Party. The theory was not sound, but that was the point: bearing in mind that well-meaning ideas often had negative unforeseen consequences, it was argued that daft, pointless or downright bizarre ideas might have unforeseen positive outcomes. Hence mandatory hermits. Aside from the weekly gruel allowance and the construction of a damp cave, it cost little.' The Commonsense Party Inverse Consequence Directive Explained (By Jasper Fforde, from “The Woman Who Died A Lot”)
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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AI generated text, from https://blueskyroast.com/ The Hermit Who Speaks in Emojis: A Digital Recluse's Journey Meet Wülferhampton Hermit: a social media user that's committed to minimalism... and also to poop emojis. If social media were a desert, Wülferhampton would be the oasis of idle thoughts and emoji hieroglyphs.
December 30, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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“Collage” of various buildings with dubious claims to the word “Hermitage”. Mostly opulent, lavish and distinctly unlike a hermitage.
November 15, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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September 18, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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