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Wülferhampton Hermit
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Hermit. Not a crab. Don’t follow me. Just don’t. #WNFB (Will Not Follow Back). President, Galactic Federation of Hermits - membership: 1 (N.B. closed to new members)
Winner of “Least Sociable Social Media User 2023, 2024”.
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Wülferhampton Hermit @wulferhermit.bsky.social · Oct 6
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'The mandatory hermit requirements for estates larger than eighty acres was one of the many "Inverse Consequences" directives undertaken by the Commonsense Party. The theory was not sound, but that was the point: bearing in mind that well-meaning ideas often had negative unforeseen consequences, it was argued that daft, pointless or downright bizarre ideas might have unforeseen positive outcomes. Hence mandatory hermits. Aside from the weekly gruel allowance and the construction of a damp cave, it cost little.' The Commonsense Party Inverse Consequence Directive Explained (By Jasper Fforde, from “The Woman Who Died A Lot”)
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I’ll just leave this here… 😬
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November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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#OnDemand #FreeToStream... How a Sunday should sound! 17 tracks of righteous behaviour are served up as @timdillinger.bsky.social delivers October's uplifting edition of Church of the Good Groove 🎧 www.soulandjazz.com/category/lat... Amen to that. #COTGG #Gospel Découvrir
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#OnDemand #FreeToStream Another chance to hear... Back in July 2014, this is what #DJCozyShawn dug deep for in a mighty fine one-hour edition of #GetCozy 🎧 buff.ly/xwpAnYu #11GoodReasons #CanYouDigIt Khám phá
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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'The mandatory hermit requirements for estates larger than eighty acres was one of the many "Inverse Consequences" directives undertaken by the Commonsense Party. The theory was not sound, but that was the point: bearing in mind that well-meaning ideas often had negative unforeseen consequences, it was argued that daft, pointless or downright bizarre ideas might have unforeseen positive outcomes. Hence mandatory hermits. Aside from the weekly gruel allowance and the construction of a damp cave, it cost little.' The Commonsense Party Inverse Consequence Directive Explained (By Jasper Fforde, from “The Woman Who Died A Lot”)
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

p.s. this week I am on a USA/Canada tour with my new book. Details and preorder links at tomgauld.com
Panel 1. image of a huge nuclear plant. “Reactor Overheating” 2. A worker in a hazmat suit works at a computer. The screen reads: “Press cancel to avoid critical overload” 3 - 9. The worker continues to type at the computer. The screen changes in each panel and reads: “Enter password to confirm” “Incorrect password” “Incorrect password” “Do you want to reset your password?” “Reset link has been sent to your email” “Please choose a new password” “New password can't be the same as old password” The colour gets hotter in each panel. Starting blue in 1 and ending in red in 9. Panel 10. Wide view. The entire earth is blown up.
September 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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If you're complaining about the heat now, imagine how your grandchildren are going to feel.
June 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Have you seen the map??
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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“American troops, sir! Thousands of them, plus a guy wearing eyeliner, a geek and an orange toddler in a nappy.”
March 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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September 18, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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August 31, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Monday again, eh?

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

Happy Saint Victor the Hermit's Day.

We've got a great birthday party planned for him this year. Marching band, fireworks, balloons, booze, turnips, the lot. All welcome
February 26, 2024 at 10:04 AM