What a cunt.

You're absolutely welcome. Loved the set tonight. Hope the Ponty gig was a little more receptive for you. Once again, thanks for coming all this way down.It's been brilliant recently with Colin, Ian Stone, Sean Collins,Paul Tonkinson, Sol Bernstein, Mark Nelson all visiting.Haveafe journey home.

A modern masterpiece, so overlooked. A real cinematic event and a beacon of proper, epic film making.

Are the scales being kind to you?

Not forgetting grumpy, sneezy bashful, sleepy and dopey.

I'm in that photo! Thankfully blurred. Thanks Nathaniel, thoroughly enjoyed your set.

On my refund email from Eventim, stated they had been informed it was cancelled. It's a relatively new venue for comedy, so not sure why. Such a shame.

In the UK, when Channel 4 broadcast a fantastic highlights package back in the early 80s, I was hooked. Chicago Bears were my team back then. I don't really have an allegiance nowadays, just love watching live games and the Red Zone is a must

My go-to whenever I've been queuing up for something and the server says, "Sorry for the wait".

Me: "Don't apologise, it's my fault. I eat and drink too much and don't exercise".

I met her once at the Crimewatch studios in early 2000s. She burst into the room and her opening words were, "I've just had a fucking parking ticket!". Not quite what I was expecting.

A rewatching of 'Dunkirk'. Tense moments but emotionally distant.

'Blink Twice' which I surprised myself by really enjoying.