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Matt
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Grade school teacher and princi-pal
Awww cripes dive bar in Wisconsin night
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@syntherella.bsky.social I have recently been studying beer and liquor laws because I'm in a place with school. I know Wisconsin is the wild west when it comes to booze and I thought minnesota was draconian with no Sunday sales and 3.2% beer. I had no idea how bad you had it.
July 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
July 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
@syntherella.bsky.social so we receivin' now
April 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Vegas betting line...will I be drafted before Shedeur Sanders?
April 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@syntherella.bsky.social by the way, I wore th Bananas hat and I had so many of the upper grade boys envious
March 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
@syntherella.bsky.social i know you hate Duke but one of my college buddies taught Kon Knueppel. I'm pissed he didn't go to UW.
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@syntherella.bsky.social he if you want to know how life as a full-time teacher and full-time principal is going, today was the first day since early in the Christmas break that I've been able to get to the post office to get my mail.
February 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 PM
@syntherella.bsky.social it's amazing how teaching 3rd and 4th makes you feel young and old at the same time. I'm playing zombie tag at recess(young) and having to explain CDs in grammar class(old)
September 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
@syntherella.bsky.social so I've been sitting on a bottle of bourbon for a little over a year
August 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I think this weekend, in honor of Tim Walz, I'm heading to the healing waters if Lake Minnetonka and will listen to "Purple Rain" at a reasonable volume.
August 7, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Tim Walz as VP means America will learn the truth about Duck, Duck, Gray Duck
August 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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In case I’m unhappy with my barber.
August 2, 2024 at 5:10 PM
@syntherella.bsky.social so how happy are you?
March 31, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Good news: a high school where a handful of college classmates teach just won a state basketball championship

Bad news: star player is going to Duke...I tried to convince my buddy, the wrestling coach, to tell him to go to Wisconsin @syntherella.bsky.social
March 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Bill Maher didn't like the Barbie movie.
August 10, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by Matt
August 5, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Me (flirting):
August 5, 2023 at 6:57 PM
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Welp.
August 4, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Thinking...obsessing...6 of 1
August 5, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Malört...that is all
August 4, 2023 at 1:14 PM
It's gonna be really weird being confined to a FEMA concentration camp just for some memes I posted.
August 4, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Sorry I wasn't ignoring you; I don't speak English
August 3, 2023 at 12:20 AM