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Matt
@wurst.bsky.social
Grade school teacher and princi-pal
Barrelman...I'm biased. His namesake beer left a bad taste. I think the bar didn't refrigerated it properly.
July 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I mean...Bernie always creeped me out. He just lives in the stadium and goes down the slide. I'd rather have the sausages.
July 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The high temperature where I'm staying is 90. The humidity makes it feel over 100. The forecasted low is 80.

The struggle is real.
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Wait I thought you were shredding the epstein list
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The cinnamon? Garlic parm? BBQ? I think i just listed my fix.
July 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The culture shock i had when working in the beer industry when going to Minnesota was not being able to purchase to go beer at certain breweries. That and they still have separate entrances for the liquor stores at grocery stores.
July 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ha! I remember when i moved back to Wisconsin about 17 years ago and walked into the grocery store and they had samplings for wine, beer, and whiskey. a couple weeks ago there was one for thc drinks which is a mind-blowing topic.
July 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Also, the notion that the pope may be a Bears fan makes me shudder
May 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My god...it's like looking in a mirror. It explains my curly beard
April 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How i begin every day
April 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
April 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ugh...I'll pass. Sort of glad I was talked out of signing up for the cyber truck pre-order when it first went live.
March 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's true...not a day goes by when I'm dealing with kids where I remember the old days and also dream of making bourbon, absinthe, bounce, and vodka
March 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Now if you could get me on the unc football staff....lol
March 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thank you for giving me cred amongst my smelly boys
March 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thank you! I spent it in teacher conferences with other principals griping about issues
February 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Today was the fewest hours I did because Fridays are light...12. In 5 days I almost got 90 hours. I have to go in tomorrow
February 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM