Lmfao thank you for sharing this. Soooo good. My favorite so far:

When trump took that step back I cheered.

This was the first quote I thought of.

I opt for a good amount of cayenne pepper.

This was on my Timehop today. I didn’t even know who she was; I had saved it because it was an angry lady yelling with her mask pulled down in the middle of the pandemic. When I saw it today I thought, “Isn’t that the LSU coach who’s worried about that WaPo article?” 😂 Streisand effect

Paul Reubens
Natasha Richardson
John Denver

I opened this app tonight because I wondered if Darth was awake yet!

Not Raffallo’s! 😩 One of my top 3 favorite pizza places in LA.

Fine, but can I also buy ten more things that aren’t on the list? I love exploring a new grocery store.

I heard Jen and Ingo discussing it on @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social podcast before I saw it, and it was everything they said!

I have the same suspicions about nail salons. I live in a town with 40K people and SO MANY nail salons.

Darth my subscription was already so expensive that it qualified for flex pay on my credit card. 😒

Teddy just got here (but not in a box).

I just got here last night. Today I was driving home and The Hustle came up on my playlist. I was reminded of the Shiba Inu doing tippy-taps, and my immediate next thought was DARTH IS ON BLUESKY!!!!! I was so happy!