Wyatt ZIRP
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For the curious, the reason I deleted my account was I was worried the bluesky echo chamber was conditioning me to accept a distorted view of reality that was ultimately going to interfere with the most important thing in my life: day-trading
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
Wayfinder is pretty good. It's like they finally kinda sorta got around to making that Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning MMO that was always the plan
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wayfinder is pretty good. It's like they finally kinda sorta got around to making that Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning MMO that was always the plan
The thing with depression is that it's a barrier between you and the world and you can absolutely never prepare for what's going to break through
This is the power of horse girl racing and it's beautiful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The thing with depression is that it's a barrier between you and the world and you can absolutely never prepare for what's going to break through
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - they're taking the hobbits to Isengard and our hearts with them
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - they're taking the hobbits to Isengard and our hearts with them
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Do you ever wonder why your coworkers and closest relations look so tired and despondent when you're around?
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Do you ever wonder why your coworkers and closest relations look so tired and despondent when you're around?
Last Frontier is like NCIS but good
I can't think of another way to describe it
I can't think of another way to describe it
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Last Frontier is like NCIS but good
I can't think of another way to describe it
I can't think of another way to describe it
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I’ve pointed out the vast impact of dairy on water levels to people furious about data centre water usage and the reply is always “but I like cheese”
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ve pointed out the vast impact of dairy on water levels to people furious about data centre water usage and the reply is always “but I like cheese”
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Almost exactly my ranking; I'd put rogue one and TLJ at 2 and 3 but I'm not running a shadow campaign for president of the United states
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Almost exactly my ranking; I'd put rogue one and TLJ at 2 and 3 but I'm not running a shadow campaign for president of the United states
Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy is probably my GOTY but I can't recommend it in good faith because you need to invest like 80 hours into it before you start seeing its brilliance
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy is probably my GOTY but I can't recommend it in good faith because you need to invest like 80 hours into it before you start seeing its brilliance
I do not care for Aaron Sorkin's vision of American public life but I lately find myself longing for a version of American public life that could allow Aaron Sorkin to persist
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I do not care for Aaron Sorkin's vision of American public life but I lately find myself longing for a version of American public life that could allow Aaron Sorkin to persist
Honestly, good for them. Probably too late to save the school, but serious work at reform should be praised especially if it's futile.
cooley.edu/news/cooley-...
cooley.edu/news/cooley-...
Cooley Law School found in compliance with American Bar Association’s Section 316
Cooley Law School has been found in compliance by the ABA Council of the Section of Legal Education and Admission to Bar (the Council) following a brief probationary period invoked in September.
cooley.edu
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Honestly, good for them. Probably too late to save the school, but serious work at reform should be praised especially if it's futile.
cooley.edu/news/cooley-...
cooley.edu/news/cooley-...
How are these companies beyond the law? This whole conversation is about liability insurance!
Okay! Elect better DAs then, do not turn over our transit infrastructure to companies that will be fully beyond the reach of the law.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How are these companies beyond the law? This whole conversation is about liability insurance!
considering eorzea has a bunch of actual catpeople, krile's cat-ear hood seems kind of racist, idk
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
considering eorzea has a bunch of actual catpeople, krile's cat-ear hood seems kind of racist, idk
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Whereas Muramasa's poasts indiscriminately roasted everyone around him -- enemies, lovers, rivals, moots; none were spared --
-- Masamune's poasts unerringly only targeted deserving Today's Main Characters, with a great mix of cat and food pics sprinkled in
-- Masamune's poasts unerringly only targeted deserving Today's Main Characters, with a great mix of cat and food pics sprinkled in
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Whereas Muramasa's poasts indiscriminately roasted everyone around him -- enemies, lovers, rivals, moots; none were spared --
-- Masamune's poasts unerringly only targeted deserving Today's Main Characters, with a great mix of cat and food pics sprinkled in
-- Masamune's poasts unerringly only targeted deserving Today's Main Characters, with a great mix of cat and food pics sprinkled in
Couldn't be me. Say hello to John Finalfantasy
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Couldn't be me. Say hello to John Finalfantasy
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Replace every MBA program with the following pass/fail essay prompt:
Bobtown has enough demand for six burger joints and two sushi joints. There are currently nine burger joints and no sushi joints. You have the choice to open a burger joint or a sushi joint there. Which do you choose and why?
Bobtown has enough demand for six burger joints and two sushi joints. There are currently nine burger joints and no sushi joints. You have the choice to open a burger joint or a sushi joint there. Which do you choose and why?
They're desperately chasing that Fortnite money. It's also why they can't make a good Halo.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Replace every MBA program with the following pass/fail essay prompt:
Bobtown has enough demand for six burger joints and two sushi joints. There are currently nine burger joints and no sushi joints. You have the choice to open a burger joint or a sushi joint there. Which do you choose and why?
Bobtown has enough demand for six burger joints and two sushi joints. There are currently nine burger joints and no sushi joints. You have the choice to open a burger joint or a sushi joint there. Which do you choose and why?
who is this for
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
who is this for
If you showed somebody a map of the US in 1855 and the entire southwest corner was a different language from a related but distinct family, would that or would that not be evidence of imperialism
Guy who does know what Chinese or China means lmao
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you showed somebody a map of the US in 1855 and the entire southwest corner was a different language from a related but distinct family, would that or would that not be evidence of imperialism
I really respect the John Wick movies because they go to amazing lengths with world building and backstory to distract you from the fact that there is not actually reason for any of this to be happening
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I really respect the John Wick movies because they go to amazing lengths with world building and backstory to distract you from the fact that there is not actually reason for any of this to be happening
I don't think there's another JRPG that told its story through its mechanics better than FF4. Rydia does not learn Fire through leveling but through a story event that reveals she always knew it but refused. Tellah is to frail to cast Meteor and you know this because youve been contending with 90 MP
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don't think there's another JRPG that told its story through its mechanics better than FF4. Rydia does not learn Fire through leveling but through a story event that reveals she always knew it but refused. Tellah is to frail to cast Meteor and you know this because youve been contending with 90 MP
Bill Clinton getting dome has struck a second presidency
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Bill Clinton getting dome has struck a second presidency
Marjorie Taylor Green may not have much influence over Trump but she is the closest thing to a speaker/human representative for the actual reason why he is not rotting in prison
this one is a mistake
Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Marjorie Taylor Green may not have much influence over Trump but she is the closest thing to a speaker/human representative for the actual reason why he is not rotting in prison
One thing I really like about the new Final Fantasy Tactics translation is that Ramza gets more confident as he gains resolve and defeats Lucavi. By the end of Chapter 3 he is 100% convinced that these guys, demon or human, aren't SHIT
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One thing I really like about the new Final Fantasy Tactics translation is that Ramza gets more confident as he gains resolve and defeats Lucavi. By the end of Chapter 3 he is 100% convinced that these guys, demon or human, aren't SHIT
It never seems to occur to these people that one of the only ways it would have been better if Matt Gaets had exploited a 25 year old homeless woman for sex is that it would technically have been legal
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It never seems to occur to these people that one of the only ways it would have been better if Matt Gaets had exploited a 25 year old homeless woman for sex is that it would technically have been legal