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i have many issues, one of them being that i sometimes play roblox doors
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dougie dasher FUCKING screaming!!!
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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got a 200% run to the greenhouse (this time the setup isn't completely rng based)
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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November 7, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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played doors with a 200% knob bonus because i felt like it and i somehow got to door 87
November 2, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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caption saying "live pie reaction" with a pie that has a face of pure suffering
November 1, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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October 28, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Just sharing my majestic pumpkin
October 27, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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[sword swallowing class]

me: (struggling to swallow sword)

instructor: try turning it the long way
October 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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October 27, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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October 23, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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a guy who has fallen over next to a bike, with 11 different captions "SOMEBODY GET THE WHITE CHALK" "YO SOMEONE CHECK HIS PULSE" "IS BRO DEAD??" "OH NAWL HE GET A CONCUSSION" "BRO TAKING A NAP ON THE SIDEWALK BLASTING MUSIC" "Im about to poke him with a stick" "wake up bro" "'hol up lemme catch my breath'" "he said he's tired" "this n***a fell asleep onna bike" "i think bro is dead he ain't move in 40 minutes"
October 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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low quality picture of a short dog staring at a wall. captioned, "What's my blud waffling about"
October 23, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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a picture of nightmare from fnaf 4, captioned, "ima be real with you my dog acting different today"
October 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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October 20, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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every man has 2 fantasies having a mango shake having another mango shake
October 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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i actually have no idea what to post on here so im probably just gonna shitpost and randomly say stupid shit that would be undecipherable to anyone with at least one brain cell
a chimp grillin up some fish with two captions saying "get him the fuck off the grill" and "why did you believe bro when he said he could cook" despite the fact that the chimpanzee is clearly cooking
October 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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games i like:

doors
doors
doors
doors
pressure
doors
doors super hard mode
doors
doors
doors retro mode
October 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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text saying "How to shush a toddler!" being accompanied by the most devious, diabolical, stupendous, mischievous, hog wild, strange, unfathomable face of all time
October 19, 2024 at 1:06 AM