Johnny-Octavius
@xailenrath.bsky.social
Drawing. Coffee. Introspection. Ice Water. More Coffee.
Gen X | He/Him | The Bi in BITTER | Non-AI AF |
PNW. Locally sourced, artisanal scribbles made the old-fashioned way by a Depressed Diabetic Hack Cartoonist & Walking Identity Crisis with no feet.
Gen X | He/Him | The Bi in BITTER | Non-AI AF |
PNW. Locally sourced, artisanal scribbles made the old-fashioned way by a Depressed Diabetic Hack Cartoonist & Walking Identity Crisis with no feet.
Pinned
I've been waiting like 8 years for someone to ask and today it happened.
A tiny little kid asked why I walk with a cane.
I showed him my #prosthetic legs & told him I was a #cyborg!
I think I probably flipped that little boy's whole world view with one sentence!
#CyborgsAreReal
A tiny little kid asked why I walk with a cane.
I showed him my #prosthetic legs & told him I was a #cyborg!
I think I probably flipped that little boy's whole world view with one sentence!
#CyborgsAreReal
Okay - I've just found out that there's gonna be a #Gremlins3 via a friggin' Jack In the Box commercial!
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Okay - I've just found out that there's gonna be a #Gremlins3 via a friggin' Jack In the Box commercial!
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.
I've recently combined many of my myriad #webcomics into a shared universe.
Obviously, I'm insane and a glutton for punishment.
#TalesFromSaintMurphy #Xailenrath #Proteus #ComicFury
Obviously, I'm insane and a glutton for punishment.
#TalesFromSaintMurphy #Xailenrath #Proteus #ComicFury
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I've recently combined many of my myriad #webcomics into a shared universe.
Obviously, I'm insane and a glutton for punishment.
#TalesFromSaintMurphy #Xailenrath #Proteus #ComicFury
Obviously, I'm insane and a glutton for punishment.
#TalesFromSaintMurphy #Xailenrath #Proteus #ComicFury
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Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
1. Why are there so many #YouTube channels dedicated to critiquing past #Cartoons, #FamilySitcoms & kids' shows via The Millennial Eye? - really stretching to showcase 'Dark, Mature Themes' and "Conspiracies supposedly Hidden From Us UNTIL NOW"?
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
1. Why are there so many #YouTube channels dedicated to critiquing past #Cartoons, #FamilySitcoms & kids' shows via The Millennial Eye? - really stretching to showcase 'Dark, Mature Themes' and "Conspiracies supposedly Hidden From Us UNTIL NOW"?
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Looks like I picked the exact right day to do a re-watch on #SuperCrooks!
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Looks like I picked the exact right day to do a re-watch on #SuperCrooks!
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A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!
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Coffee doesn’t make the art—you do. Coffee just makes you slightly less feral while doing it. 🐺☕
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Coffee doesn’t make the art—you do. Coffee just makes you slightly less feral while doing it. 🐺☕
The only (proper) day of the year I can post this:
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The only (proper) day of the year I can post this:
... and yet, you're still HERE.
October 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
... and yet, you're still HERE.
That was MY assumption the last THREE times The Rapture "happened".
The faithful got called up, about 436 ppl outta 8 billion actually left and a few 'missing persons' reports were filed.
But mostly, nobody really noticed because we suck as a species.
The faithful got called up, about 436 ppl outta 8 billion actually left and a few 'missing persons' reports were filed.
But mostly, nobody really noticed because we suck as a species.
Maybe it was the Rapture but it turns out everyone sucks. #TheRapture
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That was MY assumption the last THREE times The Rapture "happened".
The faithful got called up, about 436 ppl outta 8 billion actually left and a few 'missing persons' reports were filed.
But mostly, nobody really noticed because we suck as a species.
The faithful got called up, about 436 ppl outta 8 billion actually left and a few 'missing persons' reports were filed.
But mostly, nobody really noticed because we suck as a species.
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September 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The world sucks flaming farts. Here’s a bit of relief starring OCs from my friends over on ComicFury.com. You are not ready for…Rubbergirl vs Serpentyne!
#ComicFury #Webcomic #comics #fanart #RubberGirl #Serpentyne #Hawaii #Superhero #TeamHades
#ComicFury #Webcomic #comics #fanart #RubberGirl #Serpentyne #Hawaii #Superhero #TeamHades
April 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The world sucks flaming farts. Here’s a bit of relief starring OCs from my friends over on ComicFury.com. You are not ready for…Rubbergirl vs Serpentyne!
#ComicFury #Webcomic #comics #fanart #RubberGirl #Serpentyne #Hawaii #Superhero #TeamHades
#ComicFury #Webcomic #comics #fanart #RubberGirl #Serpentyne #Hawaii #Superhero #TeamHades
Here's where I am now
3 pages from my current #webcomics:
2 from "Tales From St. Murphy",
1 from "Solid Citizens"
and one older page from "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", which I really need to get back to, at least to finish the current dangling storyline in the chapter.
#Xailenrath #ComicFury
3 pages from my current #webcomics:
2 from "Tales From St. Murphy",
1 from "Solid Citizens"
and one older page from "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", which I really need to get back to, at least to finish the current dangling storyline in the chapter.
#Xailenrath #ComicFury
September 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here's where I am now
3 pages from my current #webcomics:
2 from "Tales From St. Murphy",
1 from "Solid Citizens"
and one older page from "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", which I really need to get back to, at least to finish the current dangling storyline in the chapter.
#Xailenrath #ComicFury
3 pages from my current #webcomics:
2 from "Tales From St. Murphy",
1 from "Solid Citizens"
and one older page from "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", which I really need to get back to, at least to finish the current dangling storyline in the chapter.
#Xailenrath #ComicFury
Hm
this #Rapture of yours just happens to coincide with #BiVisibilityDay?!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just sounds petty and suspicious is all I'm sayin'.
As though it were getting nervous side-eye from Christmas and Winter Solstice is all "Shit! Here we go again!"
Nice try, Conservatives.
this #Rapture of yours just happens to coincide with #BiVisibilityDay?!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just sounds petty and suspicious is all I'm sayin'.
As though it were getting nervous side-eye from Christmas and Winter Solstice is all "Shit! Here we go again!"
Nice try, Conservatives.
September 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hm
this #Rapture of yours just happens to coincide with #BiVisibilityDay?!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just sounds petty and suspicious is all I'm sayin'.
As though it were getting nervous side-eye from Christmas and Winter Solstice is all "Shit! Here we go again!"
Nice try, Conservatives.
this #Rapture of yours just happens to coincide with #BiVisibilityDay?!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just sounds petty and suspicious is all I'm sayin'.
As though it were getting nervous side-eye from Christmas and Winter Solstice is all "Shit! Here we go again!"
Nice try, Conservatives.
Um, yeah - #JSYK
" #TheRapture "?
Already "happened" back in 2011.
and 1994.
and 1988.
Gotta commend y'all's faith (*coughstupiditycough*) to keep believing in these events every time they're 'about to happen'.
Over and over again.
That's real sticktoitiveness.
" #TheRapture "?
Already "happened" back in 2011.
and 1994.
and 1988.
Gotta commend y'all's faith (*coughstupiditycough*) to keep believing in these events every time they're 'about to happen'.
Over and over again.
That's real sticktoitiveness.
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Um, yeah - #JSYK
" #TheRapture "?
Already "happened" back in 2011.
and 1994.
and 1988.
Gotta commend y'all's faith (*coughstupiditycough*) to keep believing in these events every time they're 'about to happen'.
Over and over again.
That's real sticktoitiveness.
" #TheRapture "?
Already "happened" back in 2011.
and 1994.
and 1988.
Gotta commend y'all's faith (*coughstupiditycough*) to keep believing in these events every time they're 'about to happen'.
Over and over again.
That's real sticktoitiveness.
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Me trying to act normal in literally any public situation…
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me trying to act normal in literally any public situation…
#BaldursGate3: Lae’zel is about to make me her love-slave! Possibly LITERALLY!
…I’m scared.
…I’m scared.
September 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#BaldursGate3: Lae’zel is about to make me her love-slave! Possibly LITERALLY!
…I’m scared.
…I’m scared.
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So if you replace the green with more red, then it's accurate, lol.
September 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
So if you replace the green with more red, then it's accurate, lol.
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Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
September 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come!
August 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come!
Oh man! Is it the 13th already?!
I forgot to send in my #JennyEverywhereDay submissions before leaving the house!!
Hope I get back in time or it’s another year!!
I forgot to send in my #JennyEverywhereDay submissions before leaving the house!!
Hope I get back in time or it’s another year!!
August 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh man! Is it the 13th already?!
I forgot to send in my #JennyEverywhereDay submissions before leaving the house!!
Hope I get back in time or it’s another year!!
I forgot to send in my #JennyEverywhereDay submissions before leaving the house!!
Hope I get back in time or it’s another year!!
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Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
August 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
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This week in Supervillain Weekly: the kids are alright! A friend’s OC, Mosh Pit from Team Hades, stars on the cover!
#art #fanart #webcomic #SupervillainWeekly #TeamHades #MoshPit #LittleButFierce
#art #fanart #webcomic #SupervillainWeekly #TeamHades #MoshPit #LittleButFierce
March 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This week in Supervillain Weekly: the kids are alright! A friend’s OC, Mosh Pit from Team Hades, stars on the cover!
#art #fanart #webcomic #SupervillainWeekly #TeamHades #MoshPit #LittleButFierce
#art #fanart #webcomic #SupervillainWeekly #TeamHades #MoshPit #LittleButFierce