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xanderkale
@xanderkale.bsky.social
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Killie fan, Timbers fan, Tolkien reader, Star Wars fan, father (x2), shoegaze and post-rock listener, elder millennial, ally, cat co-habitor (x2), tea drinker, occasional twitch streamer

https://twitch.tv/xanderkale
TIL that Rami Malek worked with a pedophile because he said the ghost of Freddie Mercury hid this fact from him.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If it was filmed by Hollywood, they would tint the light sources blue and keep the brightness and contrast exactly the same, then say it was filmed at night.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Clicked one at random and i am already at "enough internet for the day" levels
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
31+ hours of listening to @psbhq.bsky.social is time well spent
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
an important part of my job is making sure the memes keep flowing in the teams channel
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You knew the country was cooked when we allowed this on our shelves
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The amazing mini city:
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sounds like the premise of a pixelcore indie game that I would conservatively pour 274 hours into
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
called it
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
People read things online and then repeat w/out engaging any critical insight.

"Dutch regulators have given approval for people to murder Italians but only the Dutch are allowed to kill Italians - this will make it harder for the EU to stop everyone killing Italians."

Do you see how silly it is?
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
1. Don't opt in to the face value resale system
2. Wait for resale ticket prices to soar
3. Farm outrage
4. Ticketmaster, an outrage sponge that soaks this stuff up as part of their service, turns on the face value resale system you opted not to at step 1
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Billionaires wake up every day and make the choice NOT to do stuff like this.

Yes, even your favorite "good" billionaire.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Very proud of the kiddo for getting her #OnePiece artwork displayed at school.

@ariphx.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm not saying journalists are stupid but....

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... no, I am saying that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't care if he leaves rainbows in his wake when he runs and shits goals, this right here is a "no" so hard it could crack diamonds.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A laptop? That flimsy thing? That toy?! Might as well be a Leapfrog My First Tablet.

Desktop for the big jobs, or not at all.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
BlueSky has judged you
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lol sure thing mr corporation 👍

Fast forward 18 months: "hmm, weird that #AEW haven't been back to Toronto..."

MLSE: 💰😙🎶
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As a still active owner of an old school Steam controller, I know this thing looks ugly as sin but all play like an absolute dream

want
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
as someone who has ridden public transport, this is a top 5 executive authority i wish I had

👃🤮
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tl,dr: VAR in football is a 21st century mechanical turk and we're all just kidding ourselves that it's an advancement in tech
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dogs lying on their back look like they are having the best time
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM