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xanderkale
@xanderkale.bsky.social
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Killie fan, Timbers fan, Tolkien reader, Star Wars fan, father (x2), shoegaze and post-rock listener, elder millennial, ally, cat co-habitor (x2), tea drinker, occasional twitch streamer

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The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing you that not listening to their ideas was living in an echo chamber and a Very Bad Thing for you.
TIL that Rami Malek worked with a pedophile because he said the ghost of Freddie Mercury hid this fact from him.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If it was filmed by Hollywood, they would tint the light sources blue and keep the brightness and contrast exactly the same, then say it was filmed at night.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Went to watch FNAF 2 at the cinema with the kids last night and it was almost sold out, and everyone seemed to have fun with the movie.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You all could've canceled Netflix when they pulled the password bullshit on the first place but nOoOoOoOoooo your precious squid games so stfu and keep consuming
a person is holding a piece of paper that says " buy do not question authority "
ALT: a person is holding a piece of paper that says " buy do not question authority "
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Game deceloper announcements need to be limited to 3 announcements, and the first is strictly optional:

1. We're making the new game
2. The new game is coming out next week
3. The new game is out now

/ End of announcements
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
31+ hours of listening to @psbhq.bsky.social is time well spent
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Watching a corner of the internet lose their minds because a director said he didn't think an actor was good.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
an important part of my job is making sure the memes keep flowing in the teams channel
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A total noob, I've been dabbling in it the past few weeks and it's been consistently kicking my ass haha

Great fun though
@godotengine.org is free, but its always a good idea to support free software with a small donation :).

#godot #gamedev
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You knew the country was cooked when we allowed this on our shelves
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Only twats participate in Whamageddon.

You had all year to develop a personality and this is the best you can come up with 🤷🏼‍♂️
Let the games begin... 👋👋

#whamageddon
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Bret Hart <=> Charlie Sheen
Owen Hart <=> Emilio Estevez

don't ask me to explain this
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by xanderkale
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Reposted by xanderkale
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
wtf Supersonic as a reggae song.... and it's banging?!

youtu.be/flmufHJU0eo?...
What If “Supersonic” Was a Reggae Song? 🌴🔥 | Oasis Reggae Cover
YouTube video by Marcus Roy Music
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Good in the long term, yet support among men is UP this month and the gap is down from last month when he was -9 rather than the -5 he is now.
Trump Approval Among Men:

Disapprove: 51% (+12)
Approve: 46% (-7)

YouGov / Nov 24, 2025

(% Change With Feb 2025)
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
US journalists are supremely incurious. Their brains really need to be studied, like with NFL players. Something is up.

Never a follow up, never a request for more information or elaboration, never a probing query... just blank eyes and moving on to the next surface-level question.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"As I think to myself", you know as opposed to when I think to other people with my inner monologue run in their heads instead of mine. Very confusing for all.

I find this idiom more annoying than saying they "could care less" when they mean they could NOT care less, i.e. maximum not caring.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hey, lazy journalists:

if you're posting a story intended to outrage or stir controversy with quotes sourced from social media, then I 100% think you posted those things yourself on an alt account and I don't believe a single word you just spewed.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Any horror that's predicated on theology, like satanic possession or demons etc, just doesn't work for me because my brain always goes to a place where the implications of this being fact are far greater and more interesting than the silly little story i'm being told and I just can't get past that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Once again begging the Killie Chronicle to offer a way to subscribe and pay outside of Substack.

I WANT to give you my money to read original writing about Killie, but not if even a fraction of a percent of a penny of that money is going to Substack.
Eww, finding out someone you followed is hawking a substack 🤮

Your nazi bar is not for me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I have to thank Football Manager 26

I was this > < close to preordering/buying a video game on day 1 for the first time and becoming part of the problem.

Thankfully SI spent the last 5 yrs breaking their game apart and, unable to put it back together, they clearly turned to AI to vibe code the UI.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Eww, finding out someone you followed is hawking a substack 🤮

Your nazi bar is not for me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Derek McInnes saying the right things coming in the door, his team getting off to a good start before shitting the bed then, ultimately, falling short of potential and disappointing the fans?

Psshht.

Noooo, surely not.

Not Del.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM