Xandrite (Gardevoir Gaming)
@xandrite.bsky.social
Dumbass who's too tired and mentally unwell to finish projects.
If you came here from a political reply, I'm sorry, but not really.
Big tit enthusiast (aesthetically)
If you came here from a political reply, I'm sorry, but not really.
Big tit enthusiast (aesthetically)
I prefer this. I think more transparent would look better as pre, or to help differentiate between a fresh rope and an older glaze
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I prefer this. I think more transparent would look better as pre, or to help differentiate between a fresh rope and an older glaze
If you were the Egg man, you would tell us right?
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If you were the Egg man, you would tell us right?
I really like how the presents cover up Noelle so she can't upstage her mother with her massive fucking curves
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I really like how the presents cover up Noelle so she can't upstage her mother with her massive fucking curves
I know cars 😩
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know cars 😩
She's not green. But she's still cute
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
She's not green. But she's still cute
Holy shit, I cannot type while eepy
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Holy shit, I cannot type while eepy
Having the Muppet hecklers really pissed me off, because he was trying to make the criticisms of him go away by having literal puppets shout them at him.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Having the Muppet hecklers really pissed me off, because he was trying to make the criticisms of him go away by having literal puppets shout them at him.
How corks we forget Hydro Man? Especially when he meir showing up throughout the show???
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How corks we forget Hydro Man? Especially when he meir showing up throughout the show???
Cake, they put you in the device
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cake, they put you in the device
Goodness, how many kids has she made with that thing?
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Goodness, how many kids has she made with that thing?
Good engagement bait. It worked
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Good engagement bait. It worked
Remember how you found $800k+ dropped by AIPAC?
Remember how you locked up the government for 40 days for no reason?
Remember how you've done nothing for your constituents?
Remember spin jumping?
Remember when David Hogg was kicked out of the party for saying how Dem voters feel?
Remember how you locked up the government for 40 days for no reason?
Remember how you've done nothing for your constituents?
Remember spin jumping?
Remember when David Hogg was kicked out of the party for saying how Dem voters feel?
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Remember how you found $800k+ dropped by AIPAC?
Remember how you locked up the government for 40 days for no reason?
Remember how you've done nothing for your constituents?
Remember spin jumping?
Remember when David Hogg was kicked out of the party for saying how Dem voters feel?
Remember how you locked up the government for 40 days for no reason?
Remember how you've done nothing for your constituents?
Remember spin jumping?
Remember when David Hogg was kicked out of the party for saying how Dem voters feel?
hawk tuah man
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hawk tuah man
I like the confusing nature of the story
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I like the confusing nature of the story
Will you be turnung older, old, or elderly?
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Will you be turnung older, old, or elderly?
....the fact that this isn't even the last Mike is crazy. Really feels like the "You're Squidward" bit
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
....the fact that this isn't even the last Mike is crazy. Really feels like the "You're Squidward" bit
I'm just calling balls and strikes here. I'm not gonna gas a dude up for a flopped skeet.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm just calling balls and strikes here. I'm not gonna gas a dude up for a flopped skeet.
Just put the YouTube Poop in the bag, dude
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just put the YouTube Poop in the bag, dude
Thank you Miu
Thank you Melon
Thank you Melon
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Thank you Miu
Thank you Melon
Thank you Melon
I've given homeless people food a few times.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I've given homeless people food a few times.