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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy)

@xandrite.bsky.social

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Dumbass who's too tired and mentally unwell to finish projects. If you came here from a political reply, I'm sorry, but not really. Big tit enthusiast (aesthetically)

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 15h

In the original video, you brought up Silent Hill 2 as a bad remake of a game from the same gen of games. It felt like a near 1 to 1 aside from the tank controls and camera. Was that it?

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 15h

Okay Sonic fan

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes you and three strangers are just able to lock in and score a perfect 56 point race

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 2d

You know, sometimes, you just gotta do some things....even if they're not smart financial decisions....

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 2d

We don't got time for dat boy, Masterchief is on the PlayStation

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 2d

EVIL FUCKED UP GARDEVOIR????? HELL YEAH

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 2d

I cannot believe pokémon made a short based on me.

A 20-something that failed to achieve their dreams, relegated to delivery work, who loves his Gardevoir???

I need to hold her, chat

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 3d

Sakurai answering the question no one asked: What would it look like if a Wheelie served cunt?

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not in disagreement with him over ZA's quality. Shit sucks, I'm not buying it. (The TCG right now is kinda fun, I'm enjoying it)

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 3d

AND POKEMON GAMES PLAY LIKE SHIT!!!

I wish they were better too, I'm not exactly happy about another shitty game. I'm not giving them a pass just because they brought back Megas.

I genuinely don't think they used "Gotta catch 'em all" after the Gen 3 soft reboot.

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 3d

Pat, it was a tag line. Are you holding up McDonald's to "We love to see you smile?" 20 years after they dropped that?

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4d

New York City is not for sale.

Our new ad begins airing tomorrow.

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 7d

The epitome of this was that time they had to nerf a Perk that gave Survivors a 3% run speed boost when injured, because killer with ranged attacks could not catch up and down them.

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 7d

The disparity between "meta" and useless perks is too great, and that's because by just taking a weak perk and adjusting the number a bit, you can end up over tuning, because all 4 survivors can end up running it.

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 7d

The core issue with the game is that the game doesn't have a VC or in game chat (honestly for the best). But the devs just kinda design the game around the idea that no players are suing comms.

Last year they finally gave a visual indicator as to what your teammates are doing.

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 8d

If you're an American, you better be at your local No Kings protest or have a damn good excuse.

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 9d

I've only seen Wave's

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まおう @lp8000mao.bsky.social · 9d

#WarioWare

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 9d

Look, I'm the videogame apologist. I'll defend devs, trying to explain why something in a game is like the way it is, and call out people for calling them lazy.

I know that TPCi has GF on strict deadlines. But they have no excuse for not growing the team and asking for more budget.

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 9d

Being a pokémon dev must be tge easiest game dev job in the world.

Just remake the previous iteration, slash off a good portion of the last one and throw some sprinkles on it. Alola stays the peak of the series, it looks.

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 9d

How does the game run, at least? Id it stable or are textures for trainers appearing on the pokémon again?

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🌲↟ ʀᴀɪ ↟🌲🦌 @raikissu.bsky.social · 9d

I've never been so disappointed in a Pokemon game enough to return the copy I bought but here we are. Pokemon Z-A is just not a good game.

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Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 9d

Damn, that's wild. Kinda glad I don't have a Switch 2

Xandrite (The Gardevoir Guy) @xandrite.bsky.social · 9d

Nott the Woz