Xavier Torch
@xaviertorch.bsky.social
I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch
Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories
Also... Lego.
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!"
Sploosh.
Sploosh.
King: Let the dog cook.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
King: Let the dog cook.
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.
Cats will have sex with dogs.
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cats will have sex with dogs.
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
Dads will lose things they're sure they just put right down right there on the counter a second ago.
Your mom will get very frustrated with how you do your chores!
Oh, that Zohran!
My father recounted to me:
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My father recounted to me:
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
"When I was about 3, back in Europe, I almost died of pneumonia.
Lying in bed, not breathing well, feeling awful, I heard the doctor say to my mother:
'Put a warm, damp cloth over his chest... and pray he's still alive in the morning'."
Logically speaking...
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Logically speaking...
WE KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS.
🧅🧴
🧅🧴
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
WE KNOW THEIR WEAKNESS.
🧅🧴
🧅🧴
My grandfather and his union brothers stole a dump truck and turned it over at the company gates.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My grandfather and his union brothers stole a dump truck and turned it over at the company gates.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
This was to prevent scabs from coming in by bus.
Because they damn well couldn't *walk* past the picket line.
Every Miles Vorkosigan novel:
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every Miles Vorkosigan novel:
Okay, but Penis Lust and Penis Gluttony are pretty much the same thing, and I'm not even sure what Penis Sloth would be.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Okay, but Penis Lust and Penis Gluttony are pretty much the same thing, and I'm not even sure what Penis Sloth would be.
It refuses to accept "orgy-.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It refuses to accept "orgy-.
This is cool.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is cool.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
Literotica was slow to publish my little Story Game (Choose Your Own Adventure/Text Adventure), so I put it up on itch.
xavier-torch.itch.io/in-the-mount...
Now I can see how many people are playing it in-browser.
The thing to understand is this:
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The thing to understand is this:
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
"Engineering" people, and other technical types, are taught to "assemble" and "synthesize".
They put things together.
They aren't trained as scientists or critical thinkers.
They don't "take things apart".
Is 7 days normal for story games?
Stories are usually about 3 days.
Stories are usually about 3 days.
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is 7 days normal for story games?
Stories are usually about 3 days.
Stories are usually about 3 days.
Canada more popular than Trump
(Americans like *us* more than their own president)
(Americans like *us* more than their own president)
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Canada more popular than Trump
(Americans like *us* more than their own president)
(Americans like *us* more than their own president)
It's still pending...
I'll let you know when the Story Game is ready to play.
I'll let you know when the Story Game is ready to play.
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's still pending...
I'll let you know when the Story Game is ready to play.
I'll let you know when the Story Game is ready to play.
I mean, there is a douchebag kid around here with an ATV.
Always drives on the shoulder.
He thinks it's funny, as a car passes him going the opposite way, to spin his tires and make his ATV swerve as if he's suddenly going to lunge out in traffic.
Dickhead.
But not a sign of "rising crime".
Always drives on the shoulder.
He thinks it's funny, as a car passes him going the opposite way, to spin his tires and make his ATV swerve as if he's suddenly going to lunge out in traffic.
Dickhead.
But not a sign of "rising crime".
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I mean, there is a douchebag kid around here with an ATV.
Always drives on the shoulder.
He thinks it's funny, as a car passes him going the opposite way, to spin his tires and make his ATV swerve as if he's suddenly going to lunge out in traffic.
Dickhead.
But not a sign of "rising crime".
Always drives on the shoulder.
He thinks it's funny, as a car passes him going the opposite way, to spin his tires and make his ATV swerve as if he's suddenly going to lunge out in traffic.
Dickhead.
But not a sign of "rising crime".
Remember when that Paramedic lady had to have an OnlyFans to get by?
And instead of being horrified by: "Why do we pay our paramedics so little?"
They were horrified by: "OMG! How dare she touch people with those slutty hands!?!?" or whatever.
And instead of being horrified by: "Why do we pay our paramedics so little?"
They were horrified by: "OMG! How dare she touch people with those slutty hands!?!?" or whatever.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Remember when that Paramedic lady had to have an OnlyFans to get by?
And instead of being horrified by: "Why do we pay our paramedics so little?"
They were horrified by: "OMG! How dare she touch people with those slutty hands!?!?" or whatever.
And instead of being horrified by: "Why do we pay our paramedics so little?"
They were horrified by: "OMG! How dare she touch people with those slutty hands!?!?" or whatever.
The guys over at Redbull right now.
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The guys over at Redbull right now.
Yeah, the key to telling this was bullshit was the part where she apparently told her friends to avoid guys (under 6 foot, with small dicks etc.)
That's how you know this was incel vanity fiction.
Sure, if a woman *were* acting like that, you could call her out. But this is obvious b.s.
That's how you know this was incel vanity fiction.
Sure, if a woman *were* acting like that, you could call her out. But this is obvious b.s.
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeah, the key to telling this was bullshit was the part where she apparently told her friends to avoid guys (under 6 foot, with small dicks etc.)
That's how you know this was incel vanity fiction.
Sure, if a woman *were* acting like that, you could call her out. But this is obvious b.s.
That's how you know this was incel vanity fiction.
Sure, if a woman *were* acting like that, you could call her out. But this is obvious b.s.
