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If they’re not going to do cursive explicitly, I do believe they need to do a penmanship unit or two over the years, or just incorporate more actual handwriting back into the class
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Whatever helps the itch
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I got hopeful, a little too positive for me 😂
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
That water has to be hot hot hot too
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I made a friend watch it with me when I’ve played approximately two seconds of Minecraft and know nothing about it. It was a trip
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Mines old enough it’s not worth linking to anymore, but Anker has really good stuff at a good price point imo
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reminds me I should try to go out a little later today and see if I can’t get pics of the train that’s supposed to be coming by today
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The wind won today. I was going to do stuff after therapy, instead I went to the post office and then home.
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I hadn't thought about Tomato since the twitter days and then someone showed me a video of hers a few weeks ago and my neck snapped with how far back I pulled my head when I realized who it was
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sometimes that’s when I hook my headphones up to the AppleTV and let the bass sink into my soul
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They’re all just turrible
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Did they just come out?!
What Year Is It GIF
ALT: What Year Is It GIF
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🥲 short person fear reinforced. She’s barely half a head taller than the front of that truck, even without the snow blocking the windshield there is a series of events where this still happens bc trucks have gotten so damn big
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Or too smart
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Also the shelter isn't always exactly at the stop?? Fuck us for not wanting to stand out in the elements, I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The day they reported it happened, I said something was up!
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Gotta finish his transfusion and apply more spackle
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I mean I wouldn’t call your tweets radioactive world destroyers 😂
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM