mercedes
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Shaun of the fuckin Dead at a local brew and view with my MOM 😂
my friend jason and i saw napoleon dynamite on opening weekend in a mostly empty theater
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Shaun of the fuckin Dead at a local brew and view with my MOM 😂
I really just want to talk to the person who lays out the weekly ad for Jewel/Albertson's. Cause I have so many questions about these design decisions.
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I really just want to talk to the person who lays out the weekly ad for Jewel/Albertson's. Cause I have so many questions about these design decisions.
Every person who works at home with a dog knows they’ve picked up on whatever your closing meeting phrase is
Toddlers can pick up new words just by overhearing conversations. Now, new research suggests that some intelligent dogs can expand their vocabulary in just the same way: https://cnn.it/4qQaF0p
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Every person who works at home with a dog knows they’ve picked up on whatever your closing meeting phrase is
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Duckworth on Senate Republicans: "I gotta be honest with you. When I talk to a few of my colleagues, they had not even seen the videos. It's almost like they put blinders on. They're uneasy."
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?!
This state has been so fucking brainwashed against a graduated tax bc maybe JUST MAYBE one day they’ll make a lot of money…maybe…one day…totally gonna happen day
While there are signs that the state’s chronic fiscal challenges are reemerging and likely to be exacerbated by federal policy changes enacted by the Trump administration, it appears the graduated income tax will also be off the table, at least in 2026. https://to.wttw.com/4bj6Pb6
Despite Mounting Budget Pressure, an Illinois Graduated Income Tax Remains Political Longshot
Gov. JB Pritzker and Democrats who control the state legislature have mostly shied away from renewing their graduated income tax push — all while managing to balance the books under the existing tax s...
to.wttw.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
This state has been so fucking brainwashed against a graduated tax bc maybe JUST MAYBE one day they’ll make a lot of money…maybe…one day…totally gonna happen day
Literally just stumbling into the wall. I hit it with my arm up and it just ever so slightly dislocated something that bothered me for six months(?) before it accidentally got put back in place when I was stretching on the couch one night 😂
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Literally just stumbling into the wall. I hit it with my arm up and it just ever so slightly dislocated something that bothered me for six months(?) before it accidentally got put back in place when I was stretching on the couch one night 😂
Literally the fact that multiple people have seemingly spent money on commercials about the Chicago city budget - not even an election, just passing the budget - is fucking insane to me
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Literally the fact that multiple people have seemingly spent money on commercials about the Chicago city budget - not even an election, just passing the budget - is fucking insane to me
When, in the history of forever since the first accidental use of it, has anyone ever wanted to make this mistake again?
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When, in the history of forever since the first accidental use of it, has anyone ever wanted to make this mistake again?
During the early press conference, a reporter mentioned that today was the 13th anniversary of Sandy Hook. The direct survivors *just* started graduating high school in the last two years
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
During the early press conference, a reporter mentioned that today was the 13th anniversary of Sandy Hook. The direct survivors *just* started graduating high school in the last two years
So much grief, trauma, and burnout that will be avoided by allowing patients and families to choose this path
Terminally ill Illinois residents will be allowed to take life-ending medication prescribed by a doctor under a bill signed Friday by Gov. JB Pritzker.
https://to.wttw.com/4q9pNFy
https://to.wttw.com/4q9pNFy
Pritzker Signs ‘Medical Aid in Dying’ Bill
Illinois is now the 12th state to allow doctor-assisted suicide.
to.wttw.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So much grief, trauma, and burnout that will be avoided by allowing patients and families to choose this path
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The onion just prints the news now
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The onion just prints the news now
Nooooo, really? Tell me more
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nooooo, really? Tell me more
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
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Columbia and Northwestern are the academic homes to the most prestigious journalism schools in the country and they are the two universities that caved to the Trump administration’s extortion demands that are directly connected to the First Amendment. Just gonna sit with that for a while.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Columbia and Northwestern are the academic homes to the most prestigious journalism schools in the country and they are the two universities that caved to the Trump administration’s extortion demands that are directly connected to the First Amendment. Just gonna sit with that for a while.
I wanna know the three percent of my neighbors that don’t find any of these to be key issues. I just wanna talk with them. I just wanna talk.
You think we can talk about ending the hostile military occupation of our cities yet or
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wanna know the three percent of my neighbors that don’t find any of these to be key issues. I just wanna talk with them. I just wanna talk.
No, they won’t Tim. You just listed every reason their eyes were glued to the news and you threw it away
Tim Kaine: "The public will see this debate on healthcare without it being drown out by air traffic delays, SNAP recipients losing benefits, federal employees losing their paychecks."
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
No, they won’t Tim. You just listed every reason their eyes were glued to the news and you threw it away
So a super literal Ultron is going to follow you around, cool cool.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So a super literal Ultron is going to follow you around, cool cool.
Elizabeth Holmes being tapped is imminent
From inside and outside the government, the prestigious West Coast school's alums are now helping to shape seismic reorientation of public health — one that has alarmed many in the medical establishment.
https://cnn.it/49NTrei
https://cnn.it/49NTrei
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Elizabeth Holmes being tapped is imminent
The audacity for tootsie roll to raise prices that much tariffs or not. You know I cry when that’s all that’s left of my haul
Americans should be able to celebrate Halloween without fearing for their wallets.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The audacity for tootsie roll to raise prices that much tariffs or not. You know I cry when that’s all that’s left of my haul
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#Jamaica needs our support more than ever right now and, never ones to shy away from self-reliance, they’ve set up an officially sanctioned website for recovery donations. The footage of Hurricane Melissa’s destruction in St. Elizabeth coming in from my family is HARROWING.
supportjamaica.gov.jm
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
#Jamaica needs our support more than ever right now and, never ones to shy away from self-reliance, they’ve set up an officially sanctioned website for recovery donations. The footage of Hurricane Melissa’s destruction in St. Elizabeth coming in from my family is HARROWING.
supportjamaica.gov.jm
supportjamaica.gov.jm
Being a BigTen student/alumni is where we’ll shit on each other every Saturday but the second the school admin turns against us - “the fuck you say about my friend?”
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Being a BigTen student/alumni is where we’ll shit on each other every Saturday but the second the school admin turns against us - “the fuck you say about my friend?”
Wait until they hear I picked the boy character and didn’t even realize it until I mentioned Taunie to another player 😂
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Wait until they hear I picked the boy character and didn’t even realize it until I mentioned Taunie to another player 😂
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Was just at a neighborhood school at dismissal. Hundreds of people with whistles surrounding the school and stationed down every block making sure ICE doesn’t snatch anyone. The same is happening at all the schools around here. I love my neighborhood and I love Chicago.
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Was just at a neighborhood school at dismissal. Hundreds of people with whistles surrounding the school and stationed down every block making sure ICE doesn’t snatch anyone. The same is happening at all the schools around here. I love my neighborhood and I love Chicago.
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
trib.al
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her