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Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 9h

ONE FUCKING WEEK UNTIL 'BABY ASSASSINS EVERYDAY!' FINALLY DROPS ON HBO.

Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 1d

eagles and phillies and fuck it throw in the flyers, too. holy fuck.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

My brain sees this and immediately begins playing the civil war theme music

“The Portland War: A Film By Ken Burns” (photo of person in frog costume from Portland protests with backdrop of the original poster for The Civil War by Ken Burns)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.

Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 2d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 1d

a yearly checkup has always meant EVERY six months.
one calendar year has always been made up of two smaller six-month years.

Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"American culture doesn't even exist at all"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu2L...

Lack of Culture

YouTube video by Elysia - Topic

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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 5d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

“They’re all Antifa now”

Laura Ingraham screenshot that reads: THEY'RE ALL ANTIFA
NGL
NOW
DEMS MELT UNDER PRESSURE
THE ANGLE ALERT

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Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 2d

the cruelness of their stupidity is fucking incomprehensible.

Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 2d

the mindhunter recreation of it all is actually awful. i can't believe it fucking exists.

Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 2d

Apple TV+ renews every single series that isn't named 'Pachinko.' holy fucking shit.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2d

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

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Fighting Against Fascism @fightinginjustice.bsky.social · 3d

Stephen Miller states that Trump has plenary authority, then immediately stops talking as if he’s realized what he just said.

The fact that he knows he's not supposed to be just saying it out loud like that because it's not true and he didn't mean to telegraph their intentions that clearly

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.

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Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 2d

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.