My desk drawer is essentially just a place to store my snacks, lip gloss, and cold medication
May 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My desk drawer is essentially just a place to store my snacks, lip gloss, and cold medication
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My painting WISCONSIN FARM
May 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My painting WISCONSIN FARM
I’m good skipping summer this year and going straight to fall
May 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m good skipping summer this year and going straight to fall
You think “oh it’s nice outside I’m going to roll down my windows” - then all of a sudden there’s 47 mosquitoes in the car
April 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You think “oh it’s nice outside I’m going to roll down my windows” - then all of a sudden there’s 47 mosquitoes in the car
This pollen situation about to have me overdose on allergy pills fr
March 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This pollen situation about to have me overdose on allergy pills fr
Thinking about changing my gamer tag to rootntootnproblootn
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Thinking about changing my gamer tag to rootntootnproblootn
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good morning ✨
March 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
good morning ✨
I feel like peas taste a little bit like dirt - and I am 100% here for it. Miss me with the beets tho
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I feel like peas taste a little bit like dirt - and I am 100% here for it. Miss me with the beets tho
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It wasn’t a “leak” ffs.
A leak is when someone intentionally shares information with someone.
This was negligence.
A leak is when someone intentionally shares information with someone.
This was negligence.
March 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It wasn’t a “leak” ffs.
A leak is when someone intentionally shares information with someone.
This was negligence.
A leak is when someone intentionally shares information with someone.
This was negligence.
I really need the internet to f off with this Dubai chocolate bar business
March 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I really need the internet to f off with this Dubai chocolate bar business
People who intentionally make their commercials loud deserve the guillotine
March 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
People who intentionally make their commercials loud deserve the guillotine
Life is all fun and games till you reach the age you get excited about your downy wrinkle release coming in the mail
March 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Life is all fun and games till you reach the age you get excited about your downy wrinkle release coming in the mail
Me: “Oh this is cute!”
*Tries on in fitting room and looks in mirror*
*Tries on in fitting room and looks in mirror*
February 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Me: “Oh this is cute!”
*Tries on in fitting room and looks in mirror*
*Tries on in fitting room and looks in mirror*
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
We were all raised to “treat others with kindness” and “be careful on the internet” but I can find every hateful post you think is anonymous lololol
February 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
We were all raised to “treat others with kindness” and “be careful on the internet” but I can find every hateful post you think is anonymous lololol
Every time I watch Downton Abbey and Matthew dies I get pissed off
February 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Every time I watch Downton Abbey and Matthew dies I get pissed off
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i’m just a girl standing in front of a mirror saying what the fuck.
February 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i’m just a girl standing in front of a mirror saying what the fuck.
A police laser but you can point it at peoples cars and hear what they’re listening to
February 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A police laser but you can point it at peoples cars and hear what they’re listening to
Boomers & Splenda. A love story.
February 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Boomers & Splenda. A love story.
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i eat my mac n cheese with a fork 🫣
February 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i eat my mac n cheese with a fork 🫣
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Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care
Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.
January 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
It ended up being a tomato/kale/sweet potato/italian tortellini soup btw. And I burned my tongue eating it 😇
January 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It ended up being a tomato/kale/sweet potato/italian tortellini soup btw. And I burned my tongue eating it 😇
“I’m just gonna make something super quick” - aka takes an hour and keeps adding ingredients till 1am
January 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“I’m just gonna make something super quick” - aka takes an hour and keeps adding ingredients till 1am