Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)
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Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)
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"Writing rhymes on picket signs"

Hip-Hop 🎤, MCFC ⚽️, Pro Wrestling 💪, Geek 🎮 & Lefty shitposting 💣
SILVA RUNNING DOWN THE WING SILVA
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Liverpool stay on your feet challenge [impossible]
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Right give over, should've bought him instead of Isak
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Foul on Semenyo earlier, ref blows for Liverpool

Foul on NOR, ref blows for Liverpool

Foul on Marmoush, red blows for Liverpool
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Same. I actually haven't watched any football besides our Women's match.

Been playing Animal Crossing all weekend.

[groan] come on City
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Bernie's last dance at Anfield
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Reposted by Xavier Arhythamaticulas (Comrade Pseudonym)
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hey mate do you have a fast-paced contemporary version of this? Taking a road trip with teens soon and I don't want to bore them to death
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I've basically heard this conversation occur in two places: Post Office & Hospital
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Live reaction to City 2nd halves
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Everyone: "Haaland needs rest"

Pep:
a cartoon pirate is sitting at a table giving a thumbs up and saying `` well yes '' .
ALT: a cartoon pirate is sitting at a table giving a thumbs up and saying `` well yes '' .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Conversations need to be had about Haaland/Foden v Marmoush/Cherki
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM