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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now
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you get the idea
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horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Joh Yowza and Sy Nootles were fucking
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Joh Yowza and Sy Nootles were fucking
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Welcome to Target
Glenn Close Glenn Far
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Glenn Close Glenn Far
If you can't find joy in the little things, what's the point?
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you can't find joy in the little things, what's the point?
Needed a fish eye effect to really evoke the 90s britpop album cover feel.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Needed a fish eye effect to really evoke the 90s britpop album cover feel.
She has "Oh Harold..." energy but for Andrew fucking Cuomo apparently.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
She has "Oh Harold..." energy but for Andrew fucking Cuomo apparently.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died.
Watching the TV version of The Shining from 1997 and felt compelled to draw Danny...
I think I captured his likeness...
I think I captured his likeness...
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Watching the TV version of The Shining from 1997 and felt compelled to draw Danny...
I think I captured his likeness...
I think I captured his likeness...
Germans being obsessed with David Hasselhoff sounds like a dumb random stereotype until you move here and realize "Oh yeah no, they totally are"
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Germans being obsessed with David Hasselhoff sounds like a dumb random stereotype until you move here and realize "Oh yeah no, they totally are"
I'm glad they posted a picture of her next to another picture of her so we know what her partner looks like.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm glad they posted a picture of her next to another picture of her so we know what her partner looks like.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. My father was also killed. By you."
October 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. My father was also killed. By you."
Jack Black, best known for his role as the other school bully in Airborne, a movie which I'm a shamed to say I was kind of obsessed with as a kid.
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Jack Black, best known for his role as the other school bully in Airborne, a movie which I'm a shamed to say I was kind of obsessed with as a kid.
69. Nice.
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
October 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
69. Nice.
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Well, it only took me 91 HOURS but I finally beat Silksong...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Well, it only took me 91 HOURS but I finally beat Silksong...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
Wow, 39 likes! Any month now it'll hit the big four-oh.
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wow, 39 likes! Any month now it'll hit the big four-oh.
The FBI is on the case
September 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The FBI is on the case
I was trying to remember what this drawing reminds me of and I think it might be Glenn Danzig on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I was trying to remember what this drawing reminds me of and I think it might be Glenn Danzig on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Perfectly normal foot, nothing to see here.
September 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Perfectly normal foot, nothing to see here.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
September 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Getting "Sully's room from The Rehearsal" vibes
July 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Getting "Sully's room from The Rehearsal" vibes
Zwei Hauskatzen! In der Catloaf-Sitzposition
July 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Zwei Hauskatzen! In der Catloaf-Sitzposition