We The Purple
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Welcome to Target
Glenn Close Glenn Far
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Glenn Close Glenn Far
If you can't find joy in the little things, what's the point?
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you can't find joy in the little things, what's the point?
if you see Link smashing a pot and stealing the rupees inside so he can buy more fire arrows, no you didn't
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
if you see Link smashing a pot and stealing the rupees inside so he can buy more fire arrows, no you didn't
How do I convince my printer that it has toner when it thinks it doesn't?
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How do I convince my printer that it has toner when it thinks it doesn't?
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
Dexys Midnight Runners took their name from Dexedrine, an amphetamine used by mods in the 1960s to stay energized for all-night dancing.
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Dexys Midnight Runners took their name from Dexedrine, an amphetamine used by mods in the 1960s to stay energized for all-night dancing.
For the record, I was calling for a violent enchilada.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For the record, I was calling for a violent enchilada.
inventor of the toilet: "folks, I hear you. i've devised a new sanitary way to dispose of our poops!"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
inventor of the toilet: "folks, I hear you. i've devised a new sanitary way to dispose of our poops!"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died.
Watching the TV version of The Shining from 1997 and felt compelled to draw Danny...
I think I captured his likeness...
I think I captured his likeness...
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Watching the TV version of The Shining from 1997 and felt compelled to draw Danny...
I think I captured his likeness...
I think I captured his likeness...
🎵Oh gimme the creeps, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🎵Oh gimme the creeps, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
You're not making cavities today, you're making tooth ghosts.
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You're not making cavities today, you're making tooth ghosts.
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
Germans being obsessed with David Hasselhoff sounds like a dumb random stereotype until you move here and realize "Oh yeah no, they totally are"
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Germans being obsessed with David Hasselhoff sounds like a dumb random stereotype until you move here and realize "Oh yeah no, they totally are"
A24, if you need any movie ideas, read this thread...
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A24, if you need any movie ideas, read this thread...
I'm glad they posted a picture of her next to another picture of her so we know what her partner looks like.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm glad they posted a picture of her next to another picture of her so we know what her partner looks like.
Anyone want some Louvre jewels? DM me.
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Anyone want some Louvre jewels? DM me.
People who litter should be executed.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
People who litter should be executed.
Reposted by We The Purple
October 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Barenaked Men at Work
Mash up bands:
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Barenaked Men at Work
Jack Black, best known for his role as the other school bully in Airborne, a movie which I'm a shamed to say I was kind of obsessed with as a kid.
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Jack Black, best known for his role as the other school bully in Airborne, a movie which I'm a shamed to say I was kind of obsessed with as a kid.
69. Nice.
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
October 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
69. Nice.
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Well, it only took me 91 HOURS but I finally beat Silksong...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Well, it only took me 91 HOURS but I finally beat Silksong...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
OK, fine, I only beat Act 2... but just you wait, by hour 200...
Pretty awesome how my rent and health insurance keep getting more expensive but my pay stays the same.
I'm sure this is completely fine and sustainable.
I'm sure this is completely fine and sustainable.
October 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Pretty awesome how my rent and health insurance keep getting more expensive but my pay stays the same.
I'm sure this is completely fine and sustainable.
I'm sure this is completely fine and sustainable.
Imagine the Mexican cartel being like "Hey man, maybe you've had enough cocaine?"
Charlie Sheen was cut off by the Mexican cartel over his massive cocaine consumption
An Australian reporter was taken aback by one bombshell confession from Charlie Sheen on 60 Minutes Sunday night.
nypost.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Imagine the Mexican cartel being like "Hey man, maybe you've had enough cocaine?"
Why he's divorcing my mom.
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Why he's divorcing my mom.