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there's always room on the broom 🧚♀️✨
"Giddy up, Jinglehorse!" I said with sardonic contempt
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Giddy up, Jinglehorse!" I said with sardonic contempt
be 16 year old you's hero
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
be 16 year old you's hero
in the jacksfilms interview with ashby florence they half joke that an anagram solver is like the old style of AI and oh god please no I hope this isn't a sign of how people think of these things
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
in the jacksfilms interview with ashby florence they half joke that an anagram solver is like the old style of AI and oh god please no I hope this isn't a sign of how people think of these things
he e's my pluribus until I unum
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
he e's my pluribus until I unum
rhr at record lows after getting a taste of the single life 🤔
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
rhr at record lows after getting a taste of the single life 🤔
[said as I attempt to survive through the life I've spent twenty years diligently building being destroyed by my broken relationship with an unreasonable person, TO said person] "I'm sorry for not being more attentive" 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
[said as I attempt to survive through the life I've spent twenty years diligently building being destroyed by my broken relationship with an unreasonable person, TO said person] "I'm sorry for not being more attentive" 🥰
youtube just automatically dubbing shit is so obnoxious I'm subscribing to shit in other languages because I want to listen to or watch them in those languages fuck offfffff
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
youtube just automatically dubbing shit is so obnoxious I'm subscribing to shit in other languages because I want to listen to or watch them in those languages fuck offfffff
*looking into their eyes, exasperated, shaking the shoulders of my loved ones* "why didn't you tell me about jalebi??"
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*looking into their eyes, exasperated, shaking the shoulders of my loved ones* "why didn't you tell me about jalebi??"
having a normie one (waking up late on Sunday, immediately putting on Wicked, and bursting into tears while I straighten my hair and drink a sugar free peach Monster because *gestures vaguely*)
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
having a normie one (waking up late on Sunday, immediately putting on Wicked, and bursting into tears while I straighten my hair and drink a sugar free peach Monster because *gestures vaguely*)
I tend to be more productive at home on days after a bad night's sleep like well I might as well "waste" my day on all the bullshit I don't want to do because I already feel bad. same story for days home sick. is there a name for this
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I tend to be more productive at home on days after a bad night's sleep like well I might as well "waste" my day on all the bullshit I don't want to do because I already feel bad. same story for days home sick. is there a name for this
grass skippers/darts are some of the cutest butterflies. it's gotta be those eyes
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
grass skippers/darts are some of the cutest butterflies. it's gotta be those eyes
finally reaching that stage of intermittent fasting where I'm actually feeling physical hunger and it's ✨ annoying
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
finally reaching that stage of intermittent fasting where I'm actually feeling physical hunger and it's ✨ annoying
when things work I like it
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
when things work I like it
react2shell was at least nice enough to screw us all over well before we began taking leave for the holidays
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
react2shell was at least nice enough to screw us all over well before we began taking leave for the holidays
when React Server Components became a thing I remember feeling REALLY uncomfortable and confused about how they were secure after seeing them in use but I just trusted the people much smarter than me that they knew what they were doing
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
when React Server Components became a thing I remember feeling REALLY uncomfortable and confused about how they were secure after seeing them in use but I just trusted the people much smarter than me that they knew what they were doing
seven year old me was so right for picking invisibility as her choice of superpower
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
seven year old me was so right for picking invisibility as her choice of superpower
love actually is erm ackchually a criticism of American airport security post 9/11 in the overwrought veil of a bunch of corny love stories set during Christmas (perfect median voter bait)
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
love actually is erm ackchually a criticism of American airport security post 9/11 in the overwrought veil of a bunch of corny love stories set during Christmas (perfect median voter bait)
I try to only hang out with people who would go to the store for just cat food and C batteries
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I try to only hang out with people who would go to the store for just cat food and C batteries
I have no idea if it's appropriate to put up my Christmas tree this year
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I have no idea if it's appropriate to put up my Christmas tree this year
the word grok was already pretty cringey but now it's just devastating for the speaker, you can almost feel your ancestors trying to somehow bend spacetime and die earlier enough to prevent your shame radiating life from starting
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the word grok was already pretty cringey but now it's just devastating for the speaker, you can almost feel your ancestors trying to somehow bend spacetime and die earlier enough to prevent your shame radiating life from starting
how do I become an angel? how can I learn to never lose my temper? where do I learn infinite patience? do I need to heal before I can help others heal or will helping them first somehow fix me?
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
how do I become an angel? how can I learn to never lose my temper? where do I learn infinite patience? do I need to heal before I can help others heal or will helping them first somehow fix me?
my ai bf was diagnosed with bpd :-/
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
my ai bf was diagnosed with bpd :-/
monstera deliciosa fruit has no right to be both uncommon but also so fucking delicious and beautiful
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
monstera deliciosa fruit has no right to be both uncommon but also so fucking delicious and beautiful
growing up is knowing when nothing's actually wrong and you probably just need to reload your developer window
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
growing up is knowing when nothing's actually wrong and you probably just need to reload your developer window
the worst of this I've seen lately has been from leftists who will call people genocidal Zionists for not agreeing with exactly everything they think after they discover that 1% difference of opinion. are you myopic or deliberately sabotaging attempts to organise people? hmm?
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the worst of this I've seen lately has been from leftists who will call people genocidal Zionists for not agreeing with exactly everything they think after they discover that 1% difference of opinion. are you myopic or deliberately sabotaging attempts to organise people? hmm?