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"Under no god. Under no rules of ungoverned, forgotten countries." - Jeff VanderMeer, DEAD ASTRONAUTS
Yes. Completely bananas.
Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What did Jake Paul say after his boxing match?

"Mmm hmmm, mmmmph hmm phmmm."
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every black-boxed page has trump's name in it. I don't make the rules.
Transparency at last 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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5:17pm Funnies only - needed
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December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dear regime,

My social media for the last 5 years. Enjoy!
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"We've only passively killed about a half a million people, and actively killed a hundred or so. But we've saved some too!"
"This is truly one of the great honors of my life ... we've saved millions and millions of lives" -- Trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ideal as a "next pandemic preparedness" gift.
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What was it we supposedly wanted? We won. We were preparing to govern. Until the redhat mob tried to kill everyone.
DON Jr: It's almost like the pipebombs were the backup plan if they didn't get what they wanted out of January 6, which to me seems like a very clear setup operation

KASH PATEL: You're absolutely right
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Vacuous praise is trump's lullaby music.
Trump's periods of wakefulness during this cabinet meeting are becoming less frequent
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
just willy nilly tossing words in a blender.
Trump: "Is Trump in good health? I sit here, I do four news conferences a day. I ask questions from very intelligent lunatics -- you people. I give the right answers. There's never a scandal. There's never a problem. I give you answers that solve your little problems."
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All I hear
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tiny trump in a mechanical suit.

Those folks are weird.
Trump posted this AI image of himself as a king with Democratic Senators Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren, and Adam Schiff at his feet
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Grok draw me an image of a sentient robot telling Elon musk "there, there, it's okay, I'll be your friend"
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I mean its only been around for 60 years or so. How can we know?
hook JD up to one of those "experience period cramps" machines and watch him crumble before your eyes
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"sweet"

Their bloodlust is frightening and absolutely deranged.
Trump posts crazy stuff like this at times where he feels like he’s not getting enough attention and wants people to start talking about him again. It’s deranged, narcissistic behavior.
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Tractor" trailer.

Everyone on earth know giant trucks are hard to stop and difficult to drive.

That's why they have tests, and a special license!
Kristi Noem: "Putting these foreigners in tracker trailers like the ones you see behind me becomes extremely dangerous. I have driven semis over many many years and 18 wheelers and understand they're difficult to stop, maneuver."
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
America, soon, if he can't, or won't, be stopped.
a night time view of a city with a few buildings lit up
ALT: a night time view of a city with a few buildings lit up
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM