@xheralt.bsky.social
Will it be safely retrieved? You gotta have Faith...
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Will it be safely retrieved? You gotta have Faith...
But that exposes you to possible bottle-y harm...
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
But that exposes you to possible bottle-y harm...
Just don't MIX it up with 1009!
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Just don't MIX it up with 1009!
Water alone doesn't cause much harm to monsters. Lighter fluid can. 'Twas Butane That Killed The Beast!
January 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Water alone doesn't cause much harm to monsters. Lighter fluid can. 'Twas Butane That Killed The Beast!
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Astonishingly accurate illustration.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Astonishingly accurate illustration.
That just how things have to be, I guess, if you see what I mean.
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
That just how things have to be, I guess, if you see what I mean.
Color me surprised...I thought it was your ex that was on bad terms with you.
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Color me surprised...I thought it was your ex that was on bad terms with you.
Got it in one. I knew you were a smart guy!
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Got it in one. I knew you were a smart guy!
Speaking of pros & cons, what is the opposite of Progress?
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Speaking of pros & cons, what is the opposite of Progress?
Are you getting the reactions you want?
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Are you getting the reactions you want?
And of course, he promptly discards her, because even if he had promised her his support in exchange, which he might even actually have done, his word means nothing.
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
And of course, he promptly discards her, because even if he had promised her his support in exchange, which he might even actually have done, his word means nothing.
Just keep railing against fate, things will turn around!
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Just keep railing against fate, things will turn around!
I'm sure that's a weight off your shoulders!
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I'm sure that's a weight off your shoulders!
Blessed be the peacemakers, for they shall inherit the Earth.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Blessed be the peacemakers, for they shall inherit the Earth.
The fun part is when they do this, then return to THE SAME RESTAURANT the next day for a meal, and are shocked (shocked, I tell you!), saddened, mystified, and butthurt when they are refused service!
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The fun part is when they do this, then return to THE SAME RESTAURANT the next day for a meal, and are shocked (shocked, I tell you!), saddened, mystified, and butthurt when they are refused service!