took dog on a 2 mile walk to go to a clinic to get flea preventative for her
6 different people rolled down their windows to tell us how cute she is and they love her

vet tech also asked where we got her sweater so she can get one for her grandog

they told me this dog had no allergies
and so far she is allergic to chicken
and potentially also grains, but not 100% sure about that one
she's got corn chip smelly toes, but we're finishing pulling chicken from her diet completely so that might be why

you know I love love

i sometimes wonder like, am i doing something wrong?? i feel like my friends never want to talk to me, i only have 1 friend that consistently does and the others it's like
2 messages and then they disappear for weeks or months at a time. sometimes i'll talk to people, they'll read my messages and -

one of my coworkers always asks me about how i make food and today he asked me what i would use to season a steak

he went from "im just gonna get something cheap and throw it in a pan" to now getting a higher quality piece of meat, dry-brining it and reverse searing

you love to see it

tomorrow i'm makin some pork tenderloin, tiny potatoes and asparagus and garlic bread for dinner

what's that smell??

anal glands!!

saw a single flea on my dog, flipped shit and ripped apart the entire house to clean it cuz i am Not dealing with that
she doesn't like how it's Weird in here right now

every day people come into my job and ask for a harness that "will stop their dog pulling" and i respond with "you can use a harness but you have to teach them not to, there's no tool that will fix it for you"
and it goes just like this

this animal is fucking ridiculous

if anyone ever wonders what it's like to live with my dog, my cat hasn't decided that she trusts her yet so she avoids her by staying in a baby gated room
sometimes the cat will Weh at me
my dog responded to this by crying so hard that she farted