Citizen X (He/Him) 🏳️🌈
@xma1e.bsky.social
Citizen previously known as xma1e on Twitter.
Here where the block button actually works.
Here where the block button actually works.
Wait till Brian finds out cats exists and doing far better than him in finding a woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Wait till Brian finds out cats exists and doing far better than him in finding a woman.
Make it the next President!
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Make it the next President!
The cat did it first!
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The cat did it first!
I hear they recently released a 4K remastered version just in time to put it on your Santa’s wish list.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I hear they recently released a 4K remastered version just in time to put it on your Santa’s wish list.
I love how this local bar decorated for Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I love how this local bar decorated for Halloween!
Your supervisor told my supervisor that that is a load of bs and you’re just lazy
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Your supervisor told my supervisor that that is a load of bs and you’re just lazy
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
“Those meddling kids”
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“Those meddling kids”
Go watch Pillion when it’s out at the end of November!
October 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Go watch Pillion when it’s out at the end of November!
When HR is on the Zoom just before they sack you! 😳🤣
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When HR is on the Zoom just before they sack you! 😳🤣
“I’m reading Harry Potter”
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
“I’m reading Harry Potter”
“I’m very sorry” then laughs is the new “middle aged moment”
I heard of the interview, I didn’t realise she was laughing at trans people when she said it.
I heard of the interview, I didn’t realise she was laughing at trans people when she said it.
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“I’m very sorry” then laughs is the new “middle aged moment”
I heard of the interview, I didn’t realise she was laughing at trans people when she said it.
I heard of the interview, I didn’t realise she was laughing at trans people when she said it.
The US healthcare system, where an ambulance can cause an accident, rush you to hospital and then bill you for it!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The US healthcare system, where an ambulance can cause an accident, rush you to hospital and then bill you for it!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Reminds me of this classic LGB Alliance hating on gay marriage with an infographic showing gay marriage increasing year on year.
Bigots are not very bright.
Bigots are not very bright.
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reminds me of this classic LGB Alliance hating on gay marriage with an infographic showing gay marriage increasing year on year.
Bigots are not very bright.
Bigots are not very bright.
The Tories watched the film “Children of Men” and thought it was a documentary!
October 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The Tories watched the film “Children of Men” and thought it was a documentary!
AI bots stealing from Reddit again!
October 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
AI bots stealing from Reddit again!
It was so “easy” for me, I wasted 15 years too scared to come out at work to my colleagues in case I got the sack for being gay like an ex colleague did.
October 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
It was so “easy” for me, I wasted 15 years too scared to come out at work to my colleagues in case I got the sack for being gay like an ex colleague did.
Don’t make me bring out my #IKissedAGirl Twitter post!
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Don’t make me bring out my #IKissedAGirl Twitter post!
Don’t make me tap the sign, Kier!
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Don’t make me tap the sign, Kier!
Hubby is being super smug today!
Not only did he get my favourite childhood sweets for my birthday.
But he also managed to smuggle them into the house without my knowing so they were a big surprise.
Not only did he get my favourite childhood sweets for my birthday.
But he also managed to smuggle them into the house without my knowing so they were a big surprise.
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hubby is being super smug today!
Not only did he get my favourite childhood sweets for my birthday.
But he also managed to smuggle them into the house without my knowing so they were a big surprise.
Not only did he get my favourite childhood sweets for my birthday.
But he also managed to smuggle them into the house without my knowing so they were a big surprise.
Dismantled the old #cat tree and fitted parts of it to the wall.
Last night, our cat, Ra, chose violence! 🤣
This is how we found her, fast asleep.
Last night, our cat, Ra, chose violence! 🤣
This is how we found her, fast asleep.
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Dismantled the old #cat tree and fitted parts of it to the wall.
Last night, our cat, Ra, chose violence! 🤣
This is how we found her, fast asleep.
Last night, our cat, Ra, chose violence! 🤣
This is how we found her, fast asleep.