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if you are here you’ve already won. i didn’t want you to click my name. you’re about to find out a bunch of embarrassing stuff about me.
the ohtani thing isn’t fucking racist. he spends about a tenth of his time playing time pitching and he’s probably first in like 48 states so it would be pretty stupid to include him
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
i didn’t have to hear about racism, i had to look at someone doing some weird performative bullshit. racism is everywhere. go next door. there’s probably a racist. i owe my relative comfort to institutional racism and i reckon with it frequently. totally capable of engaging with such a discussion.
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
yo there’s actual racism all around us, kindly shut the fuck up with this
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ya when’s the last time something good happened to the chiefs? 11 months ago?
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i’d even stretch to say there are exactly two good jobs available and the falcons are the second.
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
that’s not a skill issue, it’s a systemic issue, but the target of my ire probably wouldn’t start here. very few people in charge are even willing to grant lower level opportunities so now we end up with like 6 black DCs who will probably get passed over bc teams don’t typically go for defense
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
yeah, i didn’t justify it, but the problems are much larger than “guy who was already a coordinator and head coach might get an opportunity again.”

it can be traced as low as the guys getting college GA roles and as high as ownership. there aren’t enough black offensive play callers.
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
he should be considered one by the public because he’ll get interviews. that he’s white will certainly help.

why ian said that? bc kliff’s agent told ian to say that.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
allen and heyward for sure.
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
but yeah, forgot what the line was . makes sense they’d have been favored though
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
oh i’m an ND fan don’t get me started on the assumption that oklahoma and alabama were the stronger 2 loss regular season teams. oklahoma serving as a big ole blockade to miami and ND based on absolutely nothing
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
did ND open as favorites over UGA? can’t recall
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
probably some combination of gremlin is a RB and burden/trapilo snap count was too low to crack the top ~12
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by kevin
Every team remaining in the playoffs EXCEPT Alabama is led by someone who coached at Bama under Saban
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
it’s not amazing but jesus christ at least it was an attempt at something. anyway thank god 2026 is almost over
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
saw denzel washington being relieved was trending
a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something
ALT: a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
i used that gif once on twitter. it was funny. i’ll recreate the post
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
just be funny. stop not being funny . a reaction gif is not funny. have an original fucking thought god fucking damn it
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
the only thing i can possibly try to reconcile here is a world series mvp is worth like 10 WAR for this guy
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM