kevin
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if you are here you’ve already won. i didn’t want you to click my name. you’re about to find out a bunch of embarrassing stuff about me.
maaaan i liked james pearce. why is everyone such a scumbag
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
maaaan i liked james pearce. why is everyone such a scumbag
ilia malinin truly has the most wonderful accent i’ve ever heard. him growing up in virginia just does not track. this man is combining russia, socal valley and somehow like, wisconsin?
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ilia malinin truly has the most wonderful accent i’ve ever heard. him growing up in virginia just does not track. this man is combining russia, socal valley and somehow like, wisconsin?
i think when guys bust there should be a fart noise. huge oversight by god
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
i think when guys bust there should be a fart noise. huge oversight by god
well thanks lunardi, that would be really fuckin fair!
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
well thanks lunardi, that would be really fuckin fair!
just got home and big lol to everyone pretending there were better movies than marty supreme in 2025 . also fuck mr wonderful but also, give him an oscar
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
just got home and big lol to everyone pretending there were better movies than marty supreme in 2025 . also fuck mr wonderful but also, give him an oscar
yes. a better question is will cronin fuck up the next two picks, and also, will they collectively let the (probably unanimous) defensive rookie of the year fall to fuckin 19
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
yes. a better question is will cronin fuck up the next two picks, and also, will they collectively let the (probably unanimous) defensive rookie of the year fall to fuckin 19
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id love for this to happen and maybe move to a 6 man rotation to start the year but the reality is that if it does, taillon will be salary dumped so they better be really comfortable with gallen for 3-4 years
id love for this to happen and maybe move to a 6 man rotation to start the year but the reality is that if it does, taillon will be salary dumped so they better be really comfortable with gallen for 3-4 years
Zac Gallen "Might Fall Right Into the Cubs' Lap"
I still think Zac Gallen makes a lot of sense for the Cubs.
www.bleachernation.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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id love for this to happen and maybe move to a 6 man rotation to start the year but the reality is that if it does, taillon will be salary dumped so they better be really comfortable with gallen for 3-4 years
id love for this to happen and maybe move to a 6 man rotation to start the year but the reality is that if it does, taillon will be salary dumped so they better be really comfortable with gallen for 3-4 years
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Nothing more to add but goddamn, Catherine O’Hara. It just didn’t, and won’t, get any funnier than her
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Nothing more to add but goddamn, Catherine O’Hara. It just didn’t, and won’t, get any funnier than her
gotta say keaton wagler in case he’s not trending . holy shit dude
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
gotta say keaton wagler in case he’s not trending . holy shit dude
seeing cooks did in fact have the ball and getting really annoyed allen at maye/stroud is instead maye/stroud at fuckin jarrett stidham.
ah well, get it done, caleb.
ah well, get it done, caleb.
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
seeing cooks did in fact have the ball and getting really annoyed allen at maye/stroud is instead maye/stroud at fuckin jarrett stidham.
ah well, get it done, caleb.
ah well, get it done, caleb.
please please do not ruin cam ward. surely there is a single ball knower in that front office that understands matt nagy does not run a suitable offense in 2025 (nor did he in 2020)
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
please please do not ruin cam ward. surely there is a single ball knower in that front office that understands matt nagy does not run a suitable offense in 2025 (nor did he in 2020)
doing the NYT crossword and it occurred to me i cannot wait until super bowl LXXXVIII
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
doing the NYT crossword and it occurred to me i cannot wait until super bowl LXXXVIII
EARLY 2026 RANKING
1. Indiana
2. Ohio State
3. Oregon
4. Notre Dame
5. Georgia
6. Texas
7. Texas Tech
8. Texas A&M
9. Miami
10. Oklahoma
1. Indiana
2. Ohio State
3. Oregon
4. Notre Dame
5. Georgia
6. Texas
7. Texas Tech
8. Texas A&M
9. Miami
10. Oklahoma
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
EARLY 2026 RANKING
1. Indiana
2. Ohio State
3. Oregon
4. Notre Dame
5. Georgia
6. Texas
7. Texas Tech
8. Texas A&M
9. Miami
10. Oklahoma
1. Indiana
2. Ohio State
3. Oregon
4. Notre Dame
5. Georgia
6. Texas
7. Texas Tech
8. Texas A&M
9. Miami
10. Oklahoma
i hate this fucking thing
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i hate this fucking thing
i’ve had time to digest it and kinda settle down, and honestly, i truly believe this was one of the top 2 touchdowns to Dj moore to beat the packers in dramatic fashion all season
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
i’ve had time to digest it and kinda settle down, and honestly, i truly believe this was one of the top 2 touchdowns to Dj moore to beat the packers in dramatic fashion all season
i just got back from my mission in ethiopia what should the bears do in the draft
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
i just got back from my mission in ethiopia what should the bears do in the draft
i may not agree with our president on everything,
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
i may not agree with our president on everything,
no one willing to admit notre dame could have stopped the madness . you have a new bama , but somehow more boring. congrats.
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
no one willing to admit notre dame could have stopped the madness . you have a new bama , but somehow more boring. congrats.
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Every team remaining in the playoffs EXCEPT Alabama is led by someone who coached at Bama under Saban
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Every team remaining in the playoffs EXCEPT Alabama is led by someone who coached at Bama under Saban
ty simpson is if jj mccarthy occasionally passed in college
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
ty simpson is if jj mccarthy occasionally passed in college
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behren morton really throwing a monkey wrench in my theory that tech is a legit title contender . the fuck is wrong with this dude
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
behren morton really throwing a monkey wrench in my theory that tech is a legit title contender . the fuck is wrong with this dude
brandon finney’s man skills bring to mind the great blanche devereaux
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
brandon finney’s man skills bring to mind the great blanche devereaux
i clicked a twitter thing about wemby’s knee injury not being a big deal and the top reply to shams was: “spurs right now [relieved denzel gif]. it has 170 likes and 1 comment . what the fuck is wrong with that site. it took everything in my power not to comment with the virginias dm’s burner
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 AM
i clicked a twitter thing about wemby’s knee injury not being a big deal and the top reply to shams was: “spurs right now [relieved denzel gif]. it has 170 likes and 1 comment . what the fuck is wrong with that site. it took everything in my power not to comment with the virginias dm’s burner
hey cnn i’m trying to drink with andy and anderson it’s one of like 2 days a year i watch you, please do not memorialize charlie kirk and dick cheney in the span of 3 guys
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
hey cnn i’m trying to drink with andy and anderson it’s one of like 2 days a year i watch you, please do not memorialize charlie kirk and dick cheney in the span of 3 guys
stranger things is going to be the second non comedy show i’ve ever finished in my life and i still can’t tell if i like it
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
stranger things is going to be the second non comedy show i’ve ever finished in my life and i still can’t tell if i like it