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Xavier Salazar
@xsalazar.bsky.social
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Software engineer in PDX, trying to figure out how to get there by bike
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · Mar 23
The current state of the world as told by Steve Barron’s 1990 classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Raphael reading a newspaper that says “It’s worse”
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2h
Starting yesterday, it looks like they’ve started flying them much lower. At least over SE Brooklyn n’hood
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 5h
A plane flying circles over the house again Stressed out crying emoji
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe PPB can circle their plane over your bike instead of my house tonight
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe someone more talented than me could do the frog in the correct style
Gadsden flag but it's the Portland Frog
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe someone more talented than me could do the frog in the correct style
Gadsden flag but it's the Portland Frog
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 9h
I found the clip of the explosion he’s referring to
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 11h
Exhausted Ben Affleck
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 1d
Key memory formed: decorating for Halloween and having a black, unmarked federal helicopter fly directly overhead
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 1d
pdxice.com is sitting on a goldmine of a domain right now

They ran a red light right in front of me just a bit ago, but I’ll give them a pass if they capitalize on their opportunity
PDX ICE
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2d
All of the Halloween movies
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2d
[tears streaming down my face, begging PPB to enforce basic traffic laws while i'm out biking]: "please brother... 😭😭😭 we're on the same side... antifa forever ✊"
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2d
@trimet.org i know what we're doing with the decommissioned type-1's. trust us on this one.
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2d
imagine if the portlandia statue and the sasquatch statue on ross island (pending) fought in the willamette like mechas
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2d
> Parking
> Umbrellas - A LOT
Major Hellstrom Sees Three Fingers meme
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 2d
The Price is Right font
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 3d
And yes, the planes are back
Sad dog crying
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe this is too radical, but I think planes flying overhead and shaking the window panes of our 120-year-old home should maybe not be allowed to happen
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 3d
We made them from scratch at home!

It’s painted scrap plywood that we had lying around 🎃
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 3d
This is my Sistine Chapel
Two hand painted Halloween decorations of Peanuts characters Snoopy and Woodstock. They are inside and on top of two carved pumpkins
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, it says that if you scroll down a bit. Just the noise.. 😣
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 4d
A flight path of a plane going in circles over and over A sad cat giving a thumbs up
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 4d
This says a lot about society
A movie poster for Halloween II (1981) and also for Halloween II (2009)
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 4d
SE Milwaukie Blvd from Powell to Reedway, Portland OR 2026
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Dutch Cycling Embassy @dutchcycling.nl · 4d
This week, the city of Haarlem lowered the speed limit from 50 to 30km/h for 132 roads in the city. We sat down with experts from Gemeente Haarlem about the change and how they made it happen.

READ THE STORY: buff.ly/vQEeYhs
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 4d
Me, years after The Great War of Portland has been declared over: “hey do you mind if I put on the white noise machine? I can’t sleep without it”

The white noise machine:
Night HELICOPTER Flight Sound | Interior HELICOPTER Ambience - 10 Hours White Noise Black Screen
YouTube video by YourPeacefulSound
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Xavier Salazar @xsalazar.bsky.social · 5d
You can’t see our house because it’s covered in green lines
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Courtney Shannon @cshannonpdx.bsky.social · 5d
Is this the PPB plane, or something worse? #pdx
flight radar image showing a small plane circling SW Portland, many, many times
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