I would pay a considerable amount of money to be able to watch NFL playoff games without the commentators talking all kinds of shit to fill the dead air
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I would pay a considerable amount of money to be able to watch NFL playoff games without the commentators talking all kinds of shit to fill the dead air
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Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.
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I swear I saw Adrian Williams in Whole Foods this morning
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I swear I saw Adrian Williams in Whole Foods this morning
Horned up at the idea of driving up north tomorrow right after a snowstorm ... I am built for this exact moment
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Horned up at the idea of driving up north tomorrow right after a snowstorm ... I am built for this exact moment
Damn Stew Leonard really put his whole Stewdussy into that cookie milk 😋
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Damn Stew Leonard really put his whole Stewdussy into that cookie milk 😋
One look at some people and I can just tell they were conceived in the back of a Ram 1500
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
One look at some people and I can just tell they were conceived in the back of a Ram 1500
Semi-annual post about how I think crossing guards are an incredible detriment to society and we should absolutely disallow people from having this job
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Semi-annual post about how I think crossing guards are an incredible detriment to society and we should absolutely disallow people from having this job
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Crazy how I'm the taco in my own fantasy football league
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Crazy how I'm the taco in my own fantasy football league
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Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
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You can never be omniscient enough
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You can never be omniscient enough
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
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BREAKING: New representative Adelita Grijalva has just signed the petition to force the House vote on releasing Epstein files, giving it the needed 218 signatures to force supposed release.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
BREAKING: New representative Adelita Grijalva has just signed the petition to force the House vote on releasing Epstein files, giving it the needed 218 signatures to force supposed release.
LOL shades of Reagan firing all the ATC controllers decades ago
History always repeats itself, especially for the Republicans
History always repeats itself, especially for the Republicans
President Trump threatened to dock the pay of unpaid air traffic controllers who missed work during the shutdown—a move that aviation experts say will only make matters worse.
Trump To Unpaid Air Traffic Controllers: ‘Get Back To Work ‘NOW!!!’ Or Leave Profession
President Trump threatened to dock the pay of unpaid air traffic controllers who missed work during the shutdown—a move that aviation experts say will only make matters worse.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
LOL shades of Reagan firing all the ATC controllers decades ago
History always repeats itself, especially for the Republicans
History always repeats itself, especially for the Republicans
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"I've never heard a president booed this loudly in my life."
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"I've never heard a president booed this loudly in my life."
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Oh no it's 11/11 I'm gonna have to hear about "angel numbers" and "manifesting" all day
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh no it's 11/11 I'm gonna have to hear about "angel numbers" and "manifesting" all day
What a jackass
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What a jackass
Hayley Williams 2026 tour at Hammerstein?
I'm coming out of retirement mother FUCKER
I'm coming out of retirement mother FUCKER
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hayley Williams 2026 tour at Hammerstein?
I'm coming out of retirement mother FUCKER
I'm coming out of retirement mother FUCKER