The shelf of bullshit I've left in my girlfriends apartment (there are multiple at this point) is both insane and so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The shelf of bullshit I've left in my girlfriends apartment (there are multiple at this point) is both insane and so good
I have lost a third tooth to czech/polish teeth bullshit.
No, it doesn't look like a tooth. It was already root canaled and been breaking apart for a year. Welcome to having a good job with health insurance in 2026.
No, it doesn't look like a tooth. It was already root canaled and been breaking apart for a year. Welcome to having a good job with health insurance in 2026.
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I have lost a third tooth to czech/polish teeth bullshit.
No, it doesn't look like a tooth. It was already root canaled and been breaking apart for a year. Welcome to having a good job with health insurance in 2026.
No, it doesn't look like a tooth. It was already root canaled and been breaking apart for a year. Welcome to having a good job with health insurance in 2026.
We are terrible. I love her so much.
January 25, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We are terrible. I love her so much.
My cats are so happy when I'm actually home for a night it's kinda heartbreaking
January 23, 2026 at 8:17 AM
My cats are so happy when I'm actually home for a night it's kinda heartbreaking
I love what an asshole I am
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I love what an asshole I am
I hate having a job but walking up to the building always hits
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I hate having a job but walking up to the building always hits
Im fixing up the bike I uh, acquired, for my girlfriend and she took my sticker off and put her own on and I was like is that skibidi toilet and she was like I think so
She also put our initials on it 😊
She also put our initials on it 😊
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Im fixing up the bike I uh, acquired, for my girlfriend and she took my sticker off and put her own on and I was like is that skibidi toilet and she was like I think so
She also put our initials on it 😊
She also put our initials on it 😊
My friend that's an archivist at a local university sent me this this morning
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My friend that's an archivist at a local university sent me this this morning
Going over to my girls place in black hi-yop uptowns and Qatar airways pajamas on a bike I stole
I dunno what I'm doing but I think it's so fucking funny
I dunno what I'm doing but I think it's so fucking funny
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Going over to my girls place in black hi-yop uptowns and Qatar airways pajamas on a bike I stole
I dunno what I'm doing but I think it's so fucking funny
I dunno what I'm doing but I think it's so fucking funny
You know how you don't fuck with the ems ppl (acab) unless that's the rules laid out to you? You know how you don't fuck with your neighbors outside of the rules you recognize? Got a new bike
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
You know how you don't fuck with the ems ppl (acab) unless that's the rules laid out to you? You know how you don't fuck with your neighbors outside of the rules you recognize? Got a new bike
This is how you know someone really loves you. We listened to stabbed in the face before it
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This is how you know someone really loves you. We listened to stabbed in the face before it
they will always be legends for this one
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
they will always be legends for this one
I found this in the cafeteria today
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I found this in the cafeteria today
Absolutely loving nacho slammer life
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Absolutely loving nacho slammer life
The nacho slammers came a day early
I made my girlfriend go back upstairs and put on contacts when we found the box on our way out
I made my girlfriend go back upstairs and put on contacts when we found the box on our way out
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The nacho slammers came a day early
I made my girlfriend go back upstairs and put on contacts when we found the box on our way out
I made my girlfriend go back upstairs and put on contacts when we found the box on our way out
Bad day to not have any money. They're being send back.
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Bad day to not have any money. They're being send back.
Apc sent my gf the wrong sunglasses and I'm trying to get her to keep them so I can sell used cars
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Apc sent my gf the wrong sunglasses and I'm trying to get her to keep them so I can sell used cars
This is the shelf where we keep books I bring to my GFs to read to her to sleep. Am I toxic
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This is the shelf where we keep books I bring to my GFs to read to her to sleep. Am I toxic
2026 and I can still wear my girlfriends leggings when the heat is fucked up. The world is beautiful and horrible.
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
2026 and I can still wear my girlfriends leggings when the heat is fucked up. The world is beautiful and horrible.
I convinced my gf to buy these sunglasses lol
She's gonna look so cool tbh
She's gonna look so cool tbh
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I convinced my gf to buy these sunglasses lol
She's gonna look so cool tbh
She's gonna look so cool tbh
I have the best wallet in the city
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I have the best wallet in the city