This is the shelf where we keep books I bring to my GFs to read to her to sleep. Am I toxic
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This is the shelf where we keep books I bring to my GFs to read to her to sleep. Am I toxic
Slowly convincing my gf that there is a good white rapper (tommy cash)
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Slowly convincing my gf that there is a good white rapper (tommy cash)
2026 and I can still wear my girlfriends leggings when the heat is fucked up. The world is beautiful and horrible.
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
2026 and I can still wear my girlfriends leggings when the heat is fucked up. The world is beautiful and horrible.
I convinced my gf to buy these sunglasses lol
She's gonna look so cool tbh
She's gonna look so cool tbh
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I convinced my gf to buy these sunglasses lol
She's gonna look so cool tbh
She's gonna look so cool tbh
I am a bad person that deserves nothing and my neighbor recovering my Lego set and giving it to my in the holiday season is fucking killing me
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I am a bad person that deserves nothing and my neighbor recovering my Lego set and giving it to my in the holiday season is fucking killing me
Oh my god, I left my GFs place at midnight because im so pressed about where I live and one of my neighbors was in the foyer. I gave him five bucks for port loosies and we smoked some weed and he dropped the goddamn bomb
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Oh my god, I left my GFs place at midnight because im so pressed about where I live and one of my neighbors was in the foyer. I gave him five bucks for port loosies and we smoked some weed and he dropped the goddamn bomb
The cool thing about addiction is when it starts to get bad again everyone is like "oh you seem so happy" "you're doing so well" "you seem like yourself again" and it's like yeah go fucking figure
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The cool thing about addiction is when it starts to get bad again everyone is like "oh you seem so happy" "you're doing so well" "you seem like yourself again" and it's like yeah go fucking figure
Watching escape from NYC and my gf said I can get my hair cut like snake (it's about long enough)
Living the fucking life
Living the fucking life
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Watching escape from NYC and my gf said I can get my hair cut like snake (it's about long enough)
Living the fucking life
Living the fucking life
I got in a fight with some dudes that someone was letting in my building (to pee on floor) which is part of this woman selling access to her buzzer and I went back with a hammer a few hours later and my sister/gf/super had to talk me down. Wtf is wrong w me and don't shit talk off your block
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I got in a fight with some dudes that someone was letting in my building (to pee on floor) which is part of this woman selling access to her buzzer and I went back with a hammer a few hours later and my sister/gf/super had to talk me down. Wtf is wrong w me and don't shit talk off your block
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
I love texting my girlfriend
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I love texting my girlfriend
I'm absolutely insufferable
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm absolutely insufferable
Oh my god I found my long deceased mother's Bible that I forgot I took because it was the one thing I always associated with her
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh my god I found my long deceased mother's Bible that I forgot I took because it was the one thing I always associated with her
Oh my god my girlfriend is actively encouraging me to look like Dennis Eckersley. This is a dream come true
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oh my god my girlfriend is actively encouraging me to look like Dennis Eckersley. This is a dream come true
Christmas walk in an always empty northwest central park. Amazing as always.
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Christmas walk in an always empty northwest central park. Amazing as always.
Ducks, geese. Christmas, Harlem, etc
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ducks, geese. Christmas, Harlem, etc
What a different winter than last
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What a different winter than last
I got a hold of my girlfriends cellphone and I've never met her parents but I know her dad is still a dubs fan despite his... brothers career elsewhere. And...
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I got a hold of my girlfriends cellphone and I've never met her parents but I know her dad is still a dubs fan despite his... brothers career elsewhere. And...
It sucks that there's no way to really watch this movie but if you know you know
My mom convinced blockbuster to sell their last VHS to her for my Christmas gift in the late 90s
My mom convinced blockbuster to sell their last VHS to her for my Christmas gift in the late 90s
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It sucks that there's no way to really watch this movie but if you know you know
My mom convinced blockbuster to sell their last VHS to her for my Christmas gift in the late 90s
My mom convinced blockbuster to sell their last VHS to her for my Christmas gift in the late 90s
Our first dumb Christmas together and our little dumbass tree with no ornaments except Anthony Edwards and something my mom made me when I was born
It's a really good Christmas for once
It's a really good Christmas for once
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Our first dumb Christmas together and our little dumbass tree with no ornaments except Anthony Edwards and something my mom made me when I was born
It's a really good Christmas for once
It's a really good Christmas for once
I love Tobias Harris so much
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I love Tobias Harris so much
Checking my account to see if I've been cam posting too much and finding out I have
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Checking my account to see if I've been cam posting too much and finding out I have
I Iove camron so much, if my gf leaves me it will because I have to listen to an hour of cam a day
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I Iove camron so much, if my gf leaves me it will because I have to listen to an hour of cam a day