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xtiaan
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I'm not dancing with you
The pistons don't need a fancy stretch 4. Tobias Harris forever
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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i legitimately pity the people who run this site, i don't think we can underestimate how stoopid contemporary san francisco makes you
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I hate having a job but walking up to the building always hits
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Im fixing up the bike I uh, acquired, for my girlfriend and she took my sticker off and put her own on and I was like is that skibidi toilet and she was like I think so

She also put our initials on it 😊
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Welcome to Detroit dick
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Going over to my girls place in black hi-yop uptowns and Qatar airways pajamas on a bike I stole

I dunno what I'm doing but I think it's so fucking funny
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We had a division wide meeting and were asked to be on cam (180 people) and I got both my cats in lol
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You know how you don't fuck with the ems ppl (acab) unless that's the rules laid out to you? You know how you don't fuck with your neighbors outside of the rules you recognize? Got a new bike
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Being way hotter in my 20s? Expected. Being way smarter and put together then? I know where the bridges are and I'm ready
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Got sick of people leaving trash in my lobby and the lock is broken and now I have a bike that would have cost me 1k lol. You don't wanna live with the cops, which I don't fuck with, you live with the block rules. Sorry!
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Waking my girlfriend up at 4:50 am to tell her Dennis Schroeder tried to deck luka
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Getting my girlfriend into koz/rhp/early skm in 2026
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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A group of young kestrels is startled by the presence of a butterfly. 🤣🤣🤣
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is how you know someone really loves you. We listened to stabbed in the face before it
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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It's just me and @dunots.voidsent.com on www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins/ and we're playing a weird game called Felvidek that my homie @xtn.bsky.social recommended. Come learn about a drunk guy in Slovakia with us!! (Fuck to ICE Fuck to CBP and Fuck to the fascists just as an fyi)
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January 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Absolutely loving nacho slammer life
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
My girlfriend knows the lyrics of the pistons won again even though she hates basketball and is the child of a famous rival family
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The nacho slammers came a day early

I made my girlfriend go back upstairs and put on contacts when we found the box on our way out
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Lol
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Apc sent my gf the wrong sunglasses and I'm trying to get her to keep them so I can sell used cars
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Pistons are just the best. I love the Knicks but tonight, fuck the knicks
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This is the shelf where we keep books I bring to my GFs to read to her to sleep. Am I toxic
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Slowly convincing my gf that there is a good white rapper (tommy cash)
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
2026 and I can still wear my girlfriends leggings when the heat is fucked up. The world is beautiful and horrible.
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM