Christopher Sebela
@xtop.bsky.social
4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
zola when i tell her the stick she has chosen is too large for chewing
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
zola when i tell her the stick she has chosen is too large for chewing
me online vs me irl
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
me online vs me irl
spent today refocusing on my puppet agenda
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
spent today refocusing on my puppet agenda
zola (an older lady who seldom mixes it up) in a rare 2-legged tussle, proving herself a formidable foe
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
zola (an older lady who seldom mixes it up) in a rare 2-legged tussle, proving herself a formidable foe
lol, he removed his post from mine, but it's still depressing watching someone whose brain's been eaten by social media and the infinitesimal dopamine hit of a like showing up to complain that folks here would rather post about what monster they want to fuck than interact with obvious posts like his
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
lol, he removed his post from mine, but it's still depressing watching someone whose brain's been eaten by social media and the infinitesimal dopamine hit of a like showing up to complain that folks here would rather post about what monster they want to fuck than interact with obvious posts like his
i hope to one day achieve this level of happiness over a gross, dirt soaked orb
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i hope to one day achieve this level of happiness over a gross, dirt soaked orb
ideal t-shirt and band name found at my local vintage store
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
ideal t-shirt and band name found at my local vintage store
trying to post some zola every day to provide a timeline oasis. come shelter beneath her massive head.
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
trying to post some zola every day to provide a timeline oasis. come shelter beneath her massive head.
every day after zola’s dinner, i prepare her swaddling throne for the evening
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
every day after zola’s dinner, i prepare her swaddling throne for the evening
worse than credit cards emailing you to tell you they're increasing the limit on fictional money you can spend is credit cards that email you to remind you they're not making any money off of you at the moment and could you please help them out
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
worse than credit cards emailing you to tell you they're increasing the limit on fictional money you can spend is credit cards that email you to remind you they're not making any money off of you at the moment and could you please help them out
watching the escape episode of ESCAPE AT DANNEMORA with zola, who is taking the term “nailbiter” literally
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
watching the escape episode of ESCAPE AT DANNEMORA with zola, who is taking the term “nailbiter” literally
my favorite dogpark interaction this week
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
my favorite dogpark interaction this week
all residents of the neighborhood bunny zoo accounted for this morning
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
all residents of the neighborhood bunny zoo accounted for this morning
wednesday morning party in effect
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
wednesday morning party in effect
generating new book titles with my wordle results
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
generating new book titles with my wordle results
zola - dream version
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
zola - dream version
last new movie of the year was SORRY, BABY which kinda blew me away for how it moves from funny to heartbreaking to scary and back again so effortlessly. especially with Eva Victor being a first time writer/director, they're so in control of every little moment.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
last new movie of the year was SORRY, BABY which kinda blew me away for how it moves from funny to heartbreaking to scary and back again so effortlessly. especially with Eva Victor being a first time writer/director, they're so in control of every little moment.
i "jokingly" posted a little bit ago about how i was going to make a puppet for when it comes time to make marketing videos for new books and, well, i just bought some files to print my own puppet, so let's see how weird i can get with this
December 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i "jokingly" posted a little bit ago about how i was going to make a puppet for when it comes time to make marketing videos for new books and, well, i just bought some files to print my own puppet, so let's see how weird i can get with this
zola and pierogi, two dogs who never pay attention to each other, united by their suspicion that i have treats
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
zola and pierogi, two dogs who never pay attention to each other, united by their suspicion that i have treats
after NOSFERATU last year and this year’s MARTY SUPREME, we are in a golden era of movies coming out on christmas day
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
after NOSFERATU last year and this year’s MARTY SUPREME, we are in a golden era of movies coming out on christmas day
last minute entry for 2025’s best graffiti
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
last minute entry for 2025’s best graffiti