Christopher Sebela
@xtop.bsky.social
4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
trying to post some zola every day to provide a timeline oasis. come shelter beneath her massive head.
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
trying to post some zola every day to provide a timeline oasis. come shelter beneath her massive head.
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This. Fuck, this so often
![Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jhbsgfgcf354i7d5d3go2xdq/bafkreidk2xmbnpoes7nrzv5thdczabaqnnqtx5mmzjalhtv3bjqp4whsiy@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This. Fuck, this so often
if you're too lazy to order pizza, a food whose entire oven-to-front-door pipeline is designed for the laziest and most stoned people, then you should just crawl into the earth and give up
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
if you're too lazy to order pizza, a food whose entire oven-to-front-door pipeline is designed for the laziest and most stoned people, then you should just crawl into the earth and give up
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January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
me as i get run over by a tank: but look at his disapproval numbers!
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
me as i get run over by a tank: but look at his disapproval numbers!
new self-help book: How to Deal with Getting Good News While Living in a Hellscape
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
new self-help book: How to Deal with Getting Good News While Living in a Hellscape
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
legitimately shocked to get very few editor's notes back on this script i was convinced was a disaster while my depression is tucked away in the corner whistling innocently
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
legitimately shocked to get very few editor's notes back on this script i was convinced was a disaster while my depression is tucked away in the corner whistling innocently
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Nothing good is happening so I guess I have to comfort myself with bad things happening to terrible people.
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Nothing good is happening so I guess I have to comfort myself with bad things happening to terrible people.
every day after zola’s dinner, i prepare her swaddling throne for the evening
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
every day after zola’s dinner, i prepare her swaddling throne for the evening
worse than credit cards emailing you to tell you they're increasing the limit on fictional money you can spend is credit cards that email you to remind you they're not making any money off of you at the moment and could you please help them out
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
worse than credit cards emailing you to tell you they're increasing the limit on fictional money you can spend is credit cards that email you to remind you they're not making any money off of you at the moment and could you please help them out
introducing a bill that requires each ICE agent to have the url for their geocities page printed down the legs of their pants where you can find an FAQ about what they love best about being the secret police and who their favorite member of BTS is
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
introducing a bill that requires each ICE agent to have the url for their geocities page printed down the legs of their pants where you can find an FAQ about what they love best about being the secret police and who their favorite member of BTS is
watching the escape episode of ESCAPE AT DANNEMORA with zola, who is taking the term “nailbiter” literally
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
watching the escape episode of ESCAPE AT DANNEMORA with zola, who is taking the term “nailbiter” literally
no better day than the day after you wrap a project you were starting to give yourself 70/30 odds of ever finishing
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
no better day than the day after you wrap a project you were starting to give yourself 70/30 odds of ever finishing
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
i have really bought in to this whole pomodoro thing, it's a great excuse to pat myself on the back twice an hour for doing the bare minimum
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
i have really bought in to this whole pomodoro thing, it's a great excuse to pat myself on the back twice an hour for doing the bare minimum
a mystical pomodoro that transports you to a hellish plane of existence for your 5 minute break and promises more of the same if you don't get stuff done during your next 25 minutes of working
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
a mystical pomodoro that transports you to a hellish plane of existence for your 5 minute break and promises more of the same if you don't get stuff done during your next 25 minutes of working
my favorite dogpark interaction this week
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
my favorite dogpark interaction this week
a book about an assassin who hunts and kills time travelers fucking up history: TIMELINE CLEANSE
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
a book about an assassin who hunts and kills time travelers fucking up history: TIMELINE CLEANSE
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i finally figured out what people are talking about and, just like most detectives in noir, this knowledge has cast me into a hell of my own making
logging onto social media most days is like having to be a low-stakes private eye trying figure out what everyone is vagueposting about
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i finally figured out what people are talking about and, just like most detectives in noir, this knowledge has cast me into a hell of my own making
logging onto social media most days is like having to be a low-stakes private eye trying figure out what everyone is vagueposting about
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
logging onto social media most days is like having to be a low-stakes private eye trying figure out what everyone is vagueposting about
all residents of the neighborhood bunny zoo accounted for this morning
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
all residents of the neighborhood bunny zoo accounted for this morning
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We're down to the last few hours and could realistically reach $7k, but it'll need a last minute push.
if so inclined, please consider supporting, even just by sharing this post.
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if so inclined, please consider supporting, even just by sharing this post.
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January 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
We're down to the last few hours and could realistically reach $7k, but it'll need a last minute push.
if so inclined, please consider supporting, even just by sharing this post.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...
if so inclined, please consider supporting, even just by sharing this post.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...