Els
LightNews LightNews
banner
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Els
@xunehlattar.bsky.social
13 followers 24 following 52 posts
The one and only Sorceress in the Billingham's adventuring group.
Moon girly 🌙 wine lover🍷 cushion enthusiast.
Defeated Strahd and brought Barovia back to Faerun.
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Els @xunehlattar.bsky.social · Jun 3
I was given sanctuary by Myconid Sovereign today. Who knew they could be such “fun-gis” 😀

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
xunehlattar.bsky.social
I am still in this weird frozen limbo state, anyone know how to unfreeze it?

#dnd #ttrpg
September 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter, Waterdeep. The big three.
Which of them is your favourite city and why?

Personally, I'd say Neverwinter, fabulous nightlife.

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #bg3 #faerun
June 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Looks like we are frozen in time again due to the god of time, Amaunator (DM), feeling unwell (get well soon bud), so here is another joke I learnt on my adventuring days:

What is a vampire's favourite type of person to feed on?

A neck-romancer! 😀

#dnd #ttrpg #bg3
June 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
A human, an elf and a Tiefling walk into a bar…

…The halfling walked right under it.

#ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Do you know what’s the biggest difference between a sorcerer and a wizard?

Class.

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #bg3
June 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
On my way from NeverWinter to Baldur’s Gate, I made camp with some nice folk from the road.
One of them insisted they could cast spells.
I asked what spells? They said an arcane focus was needed. They then grabbed a frying pan and hit one of the others before yelling:
“I CAST IRON”

#dnd #ttrpg #bg3
June 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
I was given sanctuary by Myconid Sovereign today. Who knew they could be such “fun-gis” 😀

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
June 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Note to self: Don't approach Lolth-sworn military outposts without conducting some form of reconnaissance. It turns out you cannot bluff your way past when they have your 'wanted' sign posted on the inside of the gate.

#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #faerun
June 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Curious, how long does it take one to count a treasure horde? We stumbled upon one after defeating the beholder and threw all valuable coins into the bag of holding. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

#dnd #faerun #dnd5e #ttrpg
June 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
We finally made it out of the tombs only to dragged down to the underdark in record time. As nice as it is to return home, I highly unappreciate the waiting beholder. Did you know they have expertise at a skill?

Insight.
…
We killed it fortunately.

#ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e
May 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
A bard just tried to cast "Hideous Laughter" on me with this as the joke:

"Why did the wizard feel swindled for buying his new staff?
...
It was free of charge!"

Needless to say, I did not collapse to the ground laughing.
#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
March 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Twice I've run into an Efreeti, that's twice times too many. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
FINALLY made it to the end of the Tombs!! Let's see if all these treasures were worth it! #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
February 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
How do snakes survive in a tomb of no food, full of powerful traps and undead skeletons? #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e
February 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Is it just me or have anyone else noticed that monsters have suddenly gotten at lot tougher and more abilities?! #dnd #onednd #ttrpgs
January 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
We made it halfway through this cursed dungeon. Who knew the obvious lure of music that was mind you, TAILORED TO EVERYONE'S FIRST LANGUAGE would lead to an even more obvious trap of A SHIFTING FLOOR THAT SLIDES YOU INTO LAVA?

Me. I knew. We all survived luckily, bless Polymorph
#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
January 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
It looks like whatever timestop was at play is finally gone! #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e
January 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
To my fellow Eilistraee followers,

HAPPY HIGH HUNT!!!!

I wish all those luck on their day as you will surely need it ☺️
January 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Does anyone else feel like time stops and then days pass in like 4 hours? Just me?
#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
If you ever meet a smooth talking bard called Harkon, RUN OR HE'LL TURN YOU INTO A WEREWOLF! #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Paladins fall into two categories. The first is like my best friend Gastoff ("ze most famous gnome in the world" as he likes to say) who is the biggest bundle of joy ever! Then there are paladins like Uthor Fairborne... aka. the most obnoxious waste of space I have ever met. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
I’ve made some bad decisions in my day. One recent was taking up a group of dwarves on a drinking challenge. I’ve never had a hangover like the one I had after that. #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
December 6, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by Els
blacksalander.bsky.social
READY to brave Roshar again
December 6, 2024 at 4:21 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
So, I got talking to a bard the other day. The conversation got onto the terrible cure of Drow being transformed into a Drider. Anyways by the end, he says this:

"You must be pretty good at Driding..."
"What is Driding?"
"DRIDING ON DEZ NUTZ"

The conversation ended there.
#dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 AM
xunehlattar.bsky.social
Umberlee. Met her first hand, nearly sank the ship we were on…if you know any of her many titles then you’ll know why she’s earned them #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #swordcoast
December 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM