lexi
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· Nov 15
talk is overrated, let's just vibe.
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ah, the car wash on which all others are measured.
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ah, the car wash on which all others are measured.
i wouldn't say we're friends but i'd donate to your gofundme.
May 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i wouldn't say we're friends but i'd donate to your gofundme.
when the coat rack in the dark room looks like a giant creature waiting to attack you.
January 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
when the coat rack in the dark room looks like a giant creature waiting to attack you.
you guys remember doing cocaine off a pocket knife just to feel like a badass?
January 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
you guys remember doing cocaine off a pocket knife just to feel like a badass?
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
theonion.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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I just feel like we don't form enough posses anymore, and that's really not talked about enough.
December 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I just feel like we don't form enough posses anymore, and that's really not talked about enough.
there's a light at the end of the tunnel,
it's another tunnel.
it's another tunnel.
December 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
there's a light at the end of the tunnel,
it's another tunnel.
it's another tunnel.
iphone users are completely losing their minds over having to customize the view in photos 🤣
December 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
iphone users are completely losing their minds over having to customize the view in photos 🤣
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Musk explains his X algorithm
December 5, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Musk explains his X algorithm
i just put my cat in time out.
they say cats don't understand punishment, but maybe this one does. 🐈⬛️
they say cats don't understand punishment, but maybe this one does. 🐈⬛️
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
i just put my cat in time out.
they say cats don't understand punishment, but maybe this one does. 🐈⬛️
they say cats don't understand punishment, but maybe this one does. 🐈⬛️
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
i wouldn't say i'm great at math, but i can put two and two together.
December 5, 2024 at 7:02 AM
i wouldn't say i'm great at math, but i can put two and two together.
you have now crossed over into the twilight zone.
December 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
you have now crossed over into the twilight zone.
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Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
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Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars
folks refuse to use a turn signal like it's against their religion.
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
folks refuse to use a turn signal like it's against their religion.
i ain't moved in a few years but I'm in a new place.
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
i ain't moved in a few years but I'm in a new place.
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Gaetz is down, who is next??
November 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Gaetz is down, who is next??
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idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
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“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales