XylophoneFish
@xylophonefish.bsky.social
He/Him
Aego Ace (I think)
I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one.
Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it.
Aego Ace (I think)
I have two moods: angry and horny. Pick one.
Posts will probably be NSFW, if I ever get around to it.
Still can't get over how Red's stun gun is just a glorified taser, and the giant sword blade is just for show!
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Still can't get over how Red's stun gun is just a glorified taser, and the giant sword blade is just for show!
Homer and Flanders fuse into Nedmer so they can fight Majin Moe.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Homer and Flanders fuse into Nedmer so they can fight Majin Moe.
From what I hear, Intermarche rolled it back immediately.
Screw them though.
Screw them though.
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
From what I hear, Intermarche rolled it back immediately.
Screw them though.
Screw them though.
[looks at my 8 GB of ram]
[cries]
[cries]
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
[looks at my 8 GB of ram]
[cries]
[cries]
Kinda reminds me of that old George Carlin bit about suicide.
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kinda reminds me of that old George Carlin bit about suicide.
I grew up with this movie!
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I grew up with this movie!
The serving sizes in most products are based on people with the metabolism of a sparrow, so companies can get away with charging 8 servings worth of money for about 2 servings worth of food.
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The serving sizes in most products are based on people with the metabolism of a sparrow, so companies can get away with charging 8 servings worth of money for about 2 servings worth of food.
Damn, those are both really good...
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Damn, those are both really good...