Xyta Midnyte | NSFW Voice Actor | Streamer | Podcaster
@xytamidnyte.bsky.social
Black British N/SFW #EroticAudio #VO #VA |
41 She/Her |
Bi, poly, taken |
#KinkyCrochetMaster |
DM business only
41 She/Her |
Bi, poly, taken |
#KinkyCrochetMaster |
DM business only
Final stream of the year, pets.
Its been... a real one.
Wow.
Come join us as we gently reminisce.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #twitch
Its been... a real one.
Wow.
Come join us as we gently reminisce.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #twitch
XytaMidnyte - Twitch
I'm a writer, voice actor and derp-prone nerd. I laugh, I swear, I crochet... did I mention I laugh? Loudly? For jolly jokes, an active chat and tonnes of daft stories, join my streams and watch me fa...
twitch.tv
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Final stream of the year, pets.
Its been... a real one.
Wow.
Come join us as we gently reminisce.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #twitch
Its been... a real one.
Wow.
Come join us as we gently reminisce.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #twitch
Yeah, we're on.
Woo!
Noice, right?
Let's do.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #halp
Woo!
Noice, right?
Let's do.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #halp
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yeah, we're on.
Woo!
Noice, right?
Let's do.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #halp
Woo!
Noice, right?
Let's do.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft #halp
A lil late, but we're on, fresh from the dentist.
WOO!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft (probably)
WOO!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft (probably)
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A lil late, but we're on, fresh from the dentist.
WOO!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft (probably)
WOO!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft (probably)
OMFG, Vanity Fair?!
BW HA HWAH H HAH A H AH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHA H H AHAH AHHAAA HAHAH HAH HAAA
-inhale-
AH AH AH AH AAH AHA HHA HAH HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Well done.
Well fucking done. 😂
BW HA HWAH H HAH A H AH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHA H H AHAH AHHAAA HAHAH HAH HAAA
-inhale-
AH AH AH AH AAH AHA HHA HAH HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Well done.
Well fucking done. 😂
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
OMFG, Vanity Fair?!
BW HA HWAH H HAH A H AH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHA H H AHAH AHHAAA HAHAH HAH HAAA
-inhale-
AH AH AH AH AAH AHA HHA HAH HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Well done.
Well fucking done. 😂
BW HA HWAH H HAH A H AH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHA H H AHAH AHHAAA HAHAH HAH HAAA
-inhale-
AH AH AH AH AAH AHA HHA HAH HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Well done.
Well fucking done. 😂
We're on!
Let's stream!
Let's Minecraft!
Let's Craftmine!
Let's gooooooooooooooooo!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #twitch #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft
Let's stream!
Let's Minecraft!
Let's Craftmine!
Let's gooooooooooooooooo!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #twitch #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft
XytaMidnyte - Twitch
I'm a writer, voice actor and derp-prone nerd. I laugh, I swear, I crochet... did I mention I laugh? Loudly? For jolly jokes, an active chat and tonnes of daft stories, join my streams and watch me fa...
twitch.tv
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We're on!
Let's stream!
Let's Minecraft!
Let's Craftmine!
Let's gooooooooooooooooo!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #twitch #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft
Let's stream!
Let's Minecraft!
Let's Craftmine!
Let's gooooooooooooooooo!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #twitch #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft
Sorry pets, the world kicked my ass again.
No stream today.
There are some fun VODs though; so do avail yourselves of the Chaos of the Past (tm).
www.twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/...
Back next week!
No stream today.
There are some fun VODs though; so do avail yourselves of the Chaos of the Past (tm).
www.twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/...
Back next week!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sorry pets, the world kicked my ass again.
No stream today.
There are some fun VODs though; so do avail yourselves of the Chaos of the Past (tm).
www.twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/...
Back next week!
No stream today.
There are some fun VODs though; so do avail yourselves of the Chaos of the Past (tm).
www.twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/...
Back next week!
This post makes me OBSCENELY HAPPY. 😍
Carry on, world. Carry on.
🎉🎊
Carry on, world. Carry on.
🎉🎊
My eternal gripe on something that's strangely divisive is that FUPA does NOT mean "lower belly", but the pubic fat area, AKA the mons pubis. You don't need to have a larger belly to have one, either-- nor do you always get a FUPA when you're fat. Lower bellies are great! But they aren't FUPAs!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This post makes me OBSCENELY HAPPY. 😍
Carry on, world. Carry on.
🎉🎊
Carry on, world. Carry on.
🎉🎊
We're going south!
South I say!
Back home with our icy blocks (and frogs). WOO!!!
Come join us, pets.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
South I say!
Back home with our icy blocks (and frogs). WOO!!!
Come join us, pets.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
XytaMidnyte - Twitch
I'm a writer, voice actor and derp-prone nerd. I laugh, I swear, I crochet... did I mention I laugh? Loudly? For jolly jokes, an active chat and tonnes of daft stories, join my streams and watch me fa...
twitch.tv
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We're going south!
South I say!
Back home with our icy blocks (and frogs). WOO!!!
Come join us, pets.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
South I say!
Back home with our icy blocks (and frogs). WOO!!!
Come join us, pets.
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
We're about to get started pets, come join us.
For once (seriously, I never do this!) we're streaming with a plan!
...
I might even follow it. ;)
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
For once (seriously, I never do this!) we're streaming with a plan!
...
I might even follow it. ;)
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We're about to get started pets, come join us.
For once (seriously, I never do this!) we're streaming with a plan!
...
I might even follow it. ;)
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
For once (seriously, I never do this!) we're streaming with a plan!
...
I might even follow it. ;)
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #Twitch #Minecraft
Wait.
Wait a second...
Y'mean there's a world in which we only pick one?!?!
Wait a second...
Y'mean there's a world in which we only pick one?!?!
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wait.
Wait a second...
Y'mean there's a world in which we only pick one?!?!
Wait a second...
Y'mean there's a world in which we only pick one?!?!
Okay, here we go.
Minimal chatter, but we ARE on and in stream.
Let's roooooooooooooooo...oooooooooll!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/
#derp #twitch #Minecraft #MidnyteStreams
Minimal chatter, but we ARE on and in stream.
Let's roooooooooooooooo...oooooooooll!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/
#derp #twitch #Minecraft #MidnyteStreams
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Okay, here we go.
Minimal chatter, but we ARE on and in stream.
Let's roooooooooooooooo...oooooooooll!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/
#derp #twitch #Minecraft #MidnyteStreams
Minimal chatter, but we ARE on and in stream.
Let's roooooooooooooooo...oooooooooll!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte/
#derp #twitch #Minecraft #MidnyteStreams
Just tipped my Uber runner an additional 20% to make up for the utter nonsense required by the Uber app.
Even though my address is clear, the app REQUIRES that he visit an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STREET first, before coming to my door.
All because of weird inaccuracies of the location pin.
WTF Uber??
Even though my address is clear, the app REQUIRES that he visit an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STREET first, before coming to my door.
All because of weird inaccuracies of the location pin.
WTF Uber??
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just tipped my Uber runner an additional 20% to make up for the utter nonsense required by the Uber app.
Even though my address is clear, the app REQUIRES that he visit an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STREET first, before coming to my door.
All because of weird inaccuracies of the location pin.
WTF Uber??
Even though my address is clear, the app REQUIRES that he visit an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STREET first, before coming to my door.
All because of weird inaccuracies of the location pin.
WTF Uber??
Reposted by Xyta Midnyte | NSFW Voice Actor | Streamer | Podcaster
Oh shit!
K, my phone died as did all my reminders.
Whelp!
So uh... no stream today. My voice is gone, my brain is gone, my will is gone.
Be good, sweet pets, enjoy the turkey if you eat it, gobble some chocolate if you don't and hug the ones you love.
Peace.
K, my phone died as did all my reminders.
Whelp!
So uh... no stream today. My voice is gone, my brain is gone, my will is gone.
Be good, sweet pets, enjoy the turkey if you eat it, gobble some chocolate if you don't and hug the ones you love.
Peace.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh shit!
K, my phone died as did all my reminders.
Whelp!
So uh... no stream today. My voice is gone, my brain is gone, my will is gone.
Be good, sweet pets, enjoy the turkey if you eat it, gobble some chocolate if you don't and hug the ones you love.
Peace.
K, my phone died as did all my reminders.
Whelp!
So uh... no stream today. My voice is gone, my brain is gone, my will is gone.
Be good, sweet pets, enjoy the turkey if you eat it, gobble some chocolate if you don't and hug the ones you love.
Peace.
Okay pets, I've been firmly scolded twice today.
If (and that is a big 'if') I decide to stream today, it will be MIC OFF.
I need to rest my voice & this cough is kicking my ass.
Far more likely I'll instead turn off the lights, curl up in a ball and greedily cradle a giant mug of honey & lemon.
If (and that is a big 'if') I decide to stream today, it will be MIC OFF.
I need to rest my voice & this cough is kicking my ass.
Far more likely I'll instead turn off the lights, curl up in a ball and greedily cradle a giant mug of honey & lemon.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Okay pets, I've been firmly scolded twice today.
If (and that is a big 'if') I decide to stream today, it will be MIC OFF.
I need to rest my voice & this cough is kicking my ass.
Far more likely I'll instead turn off the lights, curl up in a ball and greedily cradle a giant mug of honey & lemon.
If (and that is a big 'if') I decide to stream today, it will be MIC OFF.
I need to rest my voice & this cough is kicking my ass.
Far more likely I'll instead turn off the lights, curl up in a ball and greedily cradle a giant mug of honey & lemon.
Ooo, cool!
Dr. Carolyn Larkin Taylor turns inward in "Whispers of the Mind, a Neurologist’s Memoir." Intimate essays on the quiet beauty found at the edge of life and memory.
Hear the conversation: tinyurl.com/24v7tpaf
Get the Book: tinyurl.com/mpp7y84h
Read my Substack essay: tinyurl.com/5ds9xs29
Hear the conversation: tinyurl.com/24v7tpaf
Get the Book: tinyurl.com/mpp7y84h
Read my Substack essay: tinyurl.com/5ds9xs29
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ooo, cool!
Reposted by Xyta Midnyte | NSFW Voice Actor | Streamer | Podcaster
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
So occasionally I do drift over to the Hellhole (TM) and occasionally I do post there.
Usually about upcoming streams, but occasionally to enter into discourse.
Just left this tweet over there.
What do you think, pets?
Usually about upcoming streams, but occasionally to enter into discourse.
Just left this tweet over there.
What do you think, pets?
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So occasionally I do drift over to the Hellhole (TM) and occasionally I do post there.
Usually about upcoming streams, but occasionally to enter into discourse.
Just left this tweet over there.
What do you think, pets?
Usually about upcoming streams, but occasionally to enter into discourse.
Just left this tweet over there.
What do you think, pets?
Following on from yesterday, I also find myself surprised at my other skills/actions which aren't directly part of voice acting.
Sure that's my primary, but I also do these things (to name a mere few):
Writing
Cover design
Editing
Singing
Talk about a broad spectrum of roles for one lil job!
Sure that's my primary, but I also do these things (to name a mere few):
Writing
Cover design
Editing
Singing
Talk about a broad spectrum of roles for one lil job!
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Following on from yesterday, I also find myself surprised at my other skills/actions which aren't directly part of voice acting.
Sure that's my primary, but I also do these things (to name a mere few):
Writing
Cover design
Editing
Singing
Talk about a broad spectrum of roles for one lil job!
Sure that's my primary, but I also do these things (to name a mere few):
Writing
Cover design
Editing
Singing
Talk about a broad spectrum of roles for one lil job!
Something fascinating about what I do around here:
I constantly experience interesting/unusual/unknown loves/taboos/fetishes.
Sometimes I realise a particular thing (TM) is really not for me, but often I discover things I really (really) like.
What about you? Does your job teach you new things?
😈
I constantly experience interesting/unusual/unknown loves/taboos/fetishes.
Sometimes I realise a particular thing (TM) is really not for me, but often I discover things I really (really) like.
What about you? Does your job teach you new things?
😈
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Something fascinating about what I do around here:
I constantly experience interesting/unusual/unknown loves/taboos/fetishes.
Sometimes I realise a particular thing (TM) is really not for me, but often I discover things I really (really) like.
What about you? Does your job teach you new things?
😈
I constantly experience interesting/unusual/unknown loves/taboos/fetishes.
Sometimes I realise a particular thing (TM) is really not for me, but often I discover things I really (really) like.
What about you? Does your job teach you new things?
😈
Good morning, pets.
I know I don't normally post quite like this, but giving my days more structure and getting 'back to normal' is an important part of how I want to look after myself.
So! :D How are you this fine (cold as fuck!) Monday, pets. <3
I know I don't normally post quite like this, but giving my days more structure and getting 'back to normal' is an important part of how I want to look after myself.
So! :D How are you this fine (cold as fuck!) Monday, pets. <3
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Good morning, pets.
I know I don't normally post quite like this, but giving my days more structure and getting 'back to normal' is an important part of how I want to look after myself.
So! :D How are you this fine (cold as fuck!) Monday, pets. <3
I know I don't normally post quite like this, but giving my days more structure and getting 'back to normal' is an important part of how I want to look after myself.
So! :D How are you this fine (cold as fuck!) Monday, pets. <3
Just a reminder, pets!
My booking is confirmed therefore there is NO STREAM TODAY.
I'll be enjoying the Wicked double feature, so I'll see you all come Monday, okay?
See you there Monday, 7pm UTC!
MWAH!
My booking is confirmed therefore there is NO STREAM TODAY.
I'll be enjoying the Wicked double feature, so I'll see you all come Monday, okay?
See you there Monday, 7pm UTC!
MWAH!
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just a reminder, pets!
My booking is confirmed therefore there is NO STREAM TODAY.
I'll be enjoying the Wicked double feature, so I'll see you all come Monday, okay?
See you there Monday, 7pm UTC!
MWAH!
My booking is confirmed therefore there is NO STREAM TODAY.
I'll be enjoying the Wicked double feature, so I'll see you all come Monday, okay?
See you there Monday, 7pm UTC!
MWAH!
Oh, damn, I rememeber this.
And I continue to laugh like a crazy person each time.
And this animation??? *chef's kiss* YES!
And I continue to laugh like a crazy person each time.
And this animation??? *chef's kiss* YES!
What's *your* favorite reverse Ratatouille? 🏇🏼
Animated by the talented Omar Romolino with additional design work by Chandler Candela.
Animated by the talented Omar Romolino with additional design work by Chandler Candela.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh, damn, I rememeber this.
And I continue to laugh like a crazy person each time.
And this animation??? *chef's kiss* YES!
And I continue to laugh like a crazy person each time.
And this animation??? *chef's kiss* YES!
Reposted by Xyta Midnyte | NSFW Voice Actor | Streamer | Podcaster
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Go time, pets.
Remember, we're still testing driving the 19:00 (UTC) start, only now, with an end of 22:00.
So hop on in so you don't miss out, k?
I'd love to see you!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #twitch
Remember, we're still testing driving the 19:00 (UTC) start, only now, with an end of 22:00.
So hop on in so you don't miss out, k?
I'd love to see you!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #twitch
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Go time, pets.
Remember, we're still testing driving the 19:00 (UTC) start, only now, with an end of 22:00.
So hop on in so you don't miss out, k?
I'd love to see you!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #twitch
Remember, we're still testing driving the 19:00 (UTC) start, only now, with an end of 22:00.
So hop on in so you don't miss out, k?
I'd love to see you!
twitch.tv/xytamidnyte
#derp #MidnyteStreams #twitch