Kanye’s song Black Skinhead hits a lot different noawadays

Did I miss something? When did Whitney Cummings become part of the right wing manosphere?

A New Year’s resolution of mine is to not give in to the frozen food aisle of Costco flirting with me. Yes, 24 Oreo ice cream sandwiches seems delectable but when they’re gone a week later I just feel empty and need my next fix. It was Oreol problem for me last year.

Getting our toddler a kid vacuum for Christmas was a pro move. My resolution for this year is to transfer more of my home responsibilities to my toddler. Laundry? Toddler. Grocery shopping? Toddler. Patching and painting that hole in the wall? Toddler.

She gains life skills and I gain freedom!!!

It’s almost my last day of work. How do yall fight the “fuck-its” before you sign off forever?

They should teach classes on how to be a parent. Either nobody prepared me or I wasn’t listening when they said “your entire life will revolve around poop and pee for the first 2 years”.

Literally.....