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I've never played professional football but if I insisted that I didn't know what the term Runningback meant, I'd be laughed out of any room.
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That second explanation is completely implausible. The odds that she didn't know that there are stories all the time that say "principal was contacted and declined to comment" are basically zero.
You don't have to be a pro football player to know what a punt is.
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
... and the shooter was a single person, not a group.

... and he was not a lib. He was from a republican, Mormon family.
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Green Day is at least still holding the line for 90s punk/alt
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Benicio del Toro as the thief in Star Wars the Last Jedi
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
She didnt "try everything". She didn't go on ezempic, have plastic surgery and put in hair extensions.

I'm not being sarcastic. Everyone knows that's what Trump wants from his female lieutenants. And she didn't do it. So he had no interest
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I want to watch a Stefanik biopic just to see the climactic scene where some T goon tells her "fk off your career is over. We're not interested. You know damn well Trump only likes women who look... not like you."

Stefanik/Pikachu face.

Cut to credits.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh you mean Germany in the 30s?? Huh. Who'da thunk?
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ironically, it was right wingers who spent the last half decade screaming that if student debt was forgiven or eased, schools would respond by raising prices...
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Anyway, the president is an asshole. And he’s building a nation of assholes. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
Doormat Mom is the worst parent on the whole internet
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary weighs in on the online airing of family grievance.
www.sfgate.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh man I was thinking the same thing!
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Agree with all this. But on the plus side, the silver and chrome-green unis are sweet.
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I love Dril as much as the next Twitter refugee but his tweet should officially be retired after this. My God.
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
OK but really: "ritual shaming" is one helluva way to describe "funny viral moment we all enjoyed at the expense of two people who mostly brought it upon themselves"
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
L - and i can't emphasize this enough - OL
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Conservatives: The constitution is colorblind, discrimination does not justify reverse discrimination

Also conservatives: white men deserve reparations for not having 100 percent of the jobs they apply for
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM