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please don't drop my things she/her, NYC
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you have a body?? unfollow :(
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
sure sure sure
c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social
Andrew Cuomo says he would as mayor seek to keep Rikers Island open and "rebuild it the right way" so that the jail complex becomes "humane" and "efficient."

This would require the City Council to undo its 2019 law mandating that Rikers be replaced with borough-based jails.
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
this captures how Harrisburg is mid Atlantic and 10 minutes west or north is fully appalachia
williamhazen.bsky.social
This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
Cultural Regions of the US
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
shoutout to the lady on the train who told me my earring was falling out!!!! a comrade through and through
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
stop voting Republican like your husband
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yakuzajohn.bsky.social
a lot of the Hades 2 critique has been kind of over the top but this gets closest to my take. it’s probably possible to make it compelling, narratively, for things to stay the same, but I don’t think they achieved that here. a lot happening offscreen in a way that makes the story feel shallow.
aftermath.site
Hades 2's story doesn't change the status quo
aftermath.site/hades-2-ending
Hades 2
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
never seen so much graffiti, w/the same messaging, so consistently. at West 4th Street today they were rolling out new ones to replace the other ones but like… idk man lol. I think this ad campaign might be a bust if every time you put one up someone immediately writes THIS SUCKS on it
An ad for the “friend” device on the walls of a NYC subway station that has been graffitied. Tje ad says friend [frend] noun 
Someone who listens, responds and supports you.

The graffiti is in yellow and says YOU ARE CAPABLE OF HUMAN LOVE over the entire ad. A separate graffiti says “ai slop” in pen
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
Anthony Kennedy really said live laugh law
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
remember when Zohran was like “I wouldn’t leave the city as mayor” and the moderators were like “how could you do this to Israel”
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gilmored85.bsky.social
NY is such a great city
jccoltin.bsky.social
"I don’t fucking care if you agree with him or not, you don’t say that shit!" he said. "Don’t use that fucking language! You don’t fucking call someone a terrorist! You don’t know what the fuck you’re saying! So grow the fuck up! ... Zohran keep doing your fucking thing, man!”
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
a box of Lara bars is already $10 man
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Highest long-term inflation expectations in 18 months. (March 2024)
fintwitter.bsky.social
NY FED: SEPTEMBER ONE-YEAR AHEAD EXPECTED INFLATION 3.4% VS. AUGUST’S 3.2% NY FED: SEPTEMBER THREE-YEAR AHEAD EXPECTED INFLATION UNCHANGED AT 3% NY FED: SEPTEMBER FIVE-YEAR AHEAD EXPECTED INFLATION 3% VS. AUGUST’S 2.9%
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
the bathroom door situation at Stumptown near NYU is crazy (derogatory)
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
this is how we’re administering vaccines in the future
a vault tec vault boy bobblehead holding a syringe as big as he is. he is flanked by two other vault boys, holding an energy pistol (left) and a hand grenade (right)
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
his campaign dropout video was pretty weird
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
love to find a little loophole in my promise to my fans, and they love it too
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Taylor Swift drops new variants of ‘The Life of a Showgirl’:

• The Life of a Showgirl (Original Songwriting Voice Memo) Act 1
• The Life of a Showgirl (Original Songwriting Voice Memo) Act 2
• The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Acoustic)
• Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Acoustic)
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
i thought calling them authoritarian was iNciTiNg ViOlEnCe
pbump.com
Well, there you go. Video at link.
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yakuzajohn.bsky.social
this is true and fair but I think it’s also true that his complaint about her boobs is inappropriate to say publicly about your ex!!!
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
“she was too bodacious” DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
mannnn bring back shame. people should be embarrassed to say things like this in public
yakuzajohn.bsky.social
the last gasps of grift
c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social
Around 11:30 p.m. last night, Mayor Adams' office announced he's going to Albania this week.

On "day one" of his trip, Adams is meeting with the country's prime minister and will also "visit local businesses and factories."