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@yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy

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(ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iˈjɔnteɪ/) football goblin⚽️ (#ClaptonCFC❤️🤍) girl/gyal but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am Gaeilgeoir dóchasach 🇮🇪 (@diabhalbandearg) far from home […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://jorts.horse/@yaya, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 1d

here are the things u need to know abt my #claptoncfc:

- based
- based
- based

#CCFC #fedifc

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 5h

itchiness leads to bitchiness that's what I always say

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 5h

I guess I gotta eat my medtimes (the meds I take at bedtime)

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 5h

i protect myself from jumping into relationships by simply having the most crumbs in my bed at all times. it is repellent and repugnant to all sensible people

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 5h

your arms are my castle
paul blart is my guy

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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 6h

The wizard sleeps gently. The wizard's orb glows lightly blue as it records a message.

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 6h

im remembering now the one thing I didnt like about masto in the old days is that there would eventually be a point when everyone was more or less asleep, thus forcing me to stop scrolling. obscene, truly

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link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 7h

POV photo of person holding a hamburger with a huge tomato in it, bigger than the other components of the burger combined. The photo is captioned "Wendy's betta count there fuckin days. I ain't order no fuckin tomatonator".

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 6h

it's so good y'all
https://jorts.horse/@blursedtexts/115342680598998071

Library of Blursed Texts (@[email protected])

Small interruption for self promo: I’ve made a new bot: https://jorts.horse/@thePlaceThatMakesYouTraitful

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 6h

THIS MF EDITS 🫵🏼
https://jorts.horse/@zeph/115342627978467618

Zeph (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @ancient_catbus I've been editing and no one has even bullied me. My abuse fetish is going to waste

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 7h

oh my god that's cute as hell
https://mastodon.social/@GroupNebula563/115339520210884225

Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™ (@[email protected])

to all the #fuckaas newcomers - if you want to buy a plush mastodon and support the software development while you do, might I suggest https://shop.joinmastodon.org

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 7h

it helps da other fuckaases find u!!
https://fuckaas.space/@trekbek/115341932585705701

trek (@[email protected])

i have been told to do the #fuckaas i don't know what this means or what it does

fuckaas.space

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 7h

@SiameseSoprano @DoomProphet

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 7h

@SiameseSoprano @DoomProphet im doing important work

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 7h

went to the Federated feed just for a laugh and instead discovered that Indivisible has an official mastodon account

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

@glencoe gets it

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

Duo are you a fucking ICE agent?

An bhfuil siad dleathach?
Are they legal?

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

I stopped being sad so thats good. man those r good pictures of me

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

every time i drink a bottle of buckfast I end up in
https://jorts.horse/@thePlaceThatMakesYouTraitful/115341900349474762

The _ That Makes You _ (@[email protected])

the alleyway that makes you exhausted

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

how do I already have over 1000 posts lmao

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

okay translating weirdly specific insults into Irish is officially my favorite way to practice lmao

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

"Tá aghaidh ar fheabhas le raidió agat"

#gaeilge
https://social.vivaldi.net/@miaironeyes/115341943114904509

(╯°□°)╯︵ ∀IW 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️☭ (@[email protected])

@[email protected] um... How about "you've got a perfect face for radio"?

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 8h

@miaironeyes okay let me try!

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 9h

Tá cuma cheannófá uisce folctha úsáidte ón gréasán dorcha ort

I'm a little iffy on the grammatical structure since you look like __, "tá cuma __ ort" the __ is usually just an adjective but let's go with it #gaeilge https://mas.to/@RowinSpeez/115342005304443496

RowinSpeez (@[email protected])

@[email protected] you look like you'd buy used bathwater off the dark web.

mas.to

ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 9h

"táim ramhar, is ea. cén fáth? mar gach uair a focálaim do mhamaí, dhéanfadh sí ceapaire dom."

I had to look up when to use the conditional mood but I thiiiink "makes me a sandwich" is conditional on you fucking their mom? #gaeilge https://fuckaas.space/@ScotchTape/115341878769203443

ScotchTape (@[email protected])

@[email protected] can you translate this into Irish? “Yeah I’m fat. Why? Because everytime I fuck your mom she makes me a sandwich”

fuckaas.space

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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 10h

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a novel about a bird. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

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