Hi, can I have one @mrrickygervais.bsky.social please?

Katy Perry left the earth and when she returned she kissed the ground.

I get it.

I left berlin and when I returned I kissed a Döner.

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

"you're up, then you're down" - Katy Perry

How do you call stormfront for normies?

Twitter/X.

Politics is like human anatomy.

The heart is on the left side.

Things I did that Elon Musk didn't :

Enter Berghain.

Next up :

Satisfying Grimes

Ornithology is the study of birds.

Hornithology is the study of specific birds like boobies, tits and the wood-pecker.

Too often these days I find myself defending someone that I think is annoying, from someone that is dangerous.

Nazis should stay the heil away from me.

Why is Python Elon Musk's favourite programming language?

Because Musk really likes white space.

I have CDs at home that are too old for Leonardo diCaprio.

We hadden ons in Nederland minder zorgen moeten maken over de vergrijzing, en meer over de verbruining. Alles zo rechts :(

If a woman living alone, away from society, she's called a hermit.

So would that make a man living alone, away from society a hismit?

If a husband dies, the surviving wife is a widow.
If a wife dies, the surviving husband is a widower.

If both die, it is widowest :)

Ein Rassist fragt mir

"Von woher kommst du?"

Ich so "Prenzlauer Berg :-)"

Er fragt "Nein, ich meine vorher"

*seufz*

"Schöneberg 😏"