Walking through town and seeing all the couples enjoying the food markets and wishing I had a beautiful wife who I was totally in love with, maybe two
June 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Walking through town and seeing all the couples enjoying the food markets and wishing I had a beautiful wife who I was totally in love with, maybe two
My number one skill is that I adopt an impressively passive aggressive gait when stuck behind people with zero spatial awareness
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My number one skill is that I adopt an impressively passive aggressive gait when stuck behind people with zero spatial awareness
Successfully extricated myself from the pub at 8pm after limiting myself to two mid-strength beers. My misguided attempt to conquer my blatant alcoholism before the age of 30 while still drinking beers is going swimmingly
June 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Successfully extricated myself from the pub at 8pm after limiting myself to two mid-strength beers. My misguided attempt to conquer my blatant alcoholism before the age of 30 while still drinking beers is going swimmingly
Desperately googling how to keep my black button up shirts from fading, I don’t even know who I am anymore
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Desperately googling how to keep my black button up shirts from fading, I don’t even know who I am anymore
He just told me on the way out that he “had his first Aboriginal call” today and that “there’s a mob of them and they’re all like ‘gimme gimme gimme’” so yeah I hate that guy now
Complimented a coworker on how well he keeps clients aware of our processes as they’re happening so they don’t feel lost. Hour later at the end of our shift he came and thanked me because apparently in his 15 years of customer service experience no one at work has ever complimented him
June 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
He just told me on the way out that he “had his first Aboriginal call” today and that “there’s a mob of them and they’re all like ‘gimme gimme gimme’” so yeah I hate that guy now
Haven’t paid to get my hair cut in like 9 years, and I want to, but I’m scared they won’t know what I want and I’ll end up with something dangerously close to the bowl cut mullet thing the youth are sporting these days
June 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Haven’t paid to get my hair cut in like 9 years, and I want to, but I’m scared they won’t know what I want and I’ll end up with something dangerously close to the bowl cut mullet thing the youth are sporting these days
Saw my old soccer coach who I hated and he’s a frail old man now, so that was cool
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Saw my old soccer coach who I hated and he’s a frail old man now, so that was cool
Just tried looking at the top left hand corner of the book I’m reading to check the time. Pure brain rot
June 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Just tried looking at the top left hand corner of the book I’m reading to check the time. Pure brain rot
Just found out an old employer from over a year ago underpaid me by $600, which I discovered by them paying me $600 and saying “oops our bad 🤭” so that was good
June 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Just found out an old employer from over a year ago underpaid me by $600, which I discovered by them paying me $600 and saying “oops our bad 🤭” so that was good
Work drinks recruitment update – still just me and one other guy. Next week though, we’re going to double it. I can feel it
Me and the other most normal guy in my team have gone to the pub for drinks on a Friday after work. Not entirely sure what a Saturn return is but I think this is my purpose
June 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Work drinks recruitment update – still just me and one other guy. Next week though, we’re going to double it. I can feel it
Shout out to the kind card merchant who, when I told him I was looking for the cheapest pack of Yugioh cards so I could use one as a bookmark, gave me a pack for free
June 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Shout out to the kind card merchant who, when I told him I was looking for the cheapest pack of Yugioh cards so I could use one as a bookmark, gave me a pack for free
Thought I heard a shit band playing at a bar I just walked past but turns out it was a recording coming from a speaker
June 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Thought I heard a shit band playing at a bar I just walked past but turns out it was a recording coming from a speaker
I won her over with a recurring joke about how I believe the CEO’s extremely frequent organisation-wide newsletters are personal emails to me, and that I’ve deluded myself into thinking we’re close friends
New work trainer doesn’t laugh at my jokes and it’s affecting my ability to learn
June 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I won her over with a recurring joke about how I believe the CEO’s extremely frequent organisation-wide newsletters are personal emails to me, and that I’ve deluded myself into thinking we’re close friends
I’m now 0/2 for my ex’s friends nodding back when we make eye contact in public. Might reconsider nodding once I hit 0/5
June 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I’m now 0/2 for my ex’s friends nodding back when we make eye contact in public. Might reconsider nodding once I hit 0/5
Me and the other most normal guy in my team have gone to the pub for drinks on a Friday after work. Not entirely sure what a Saturn return is but I think this is my purpose
May 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Me and the other most normal guy in my team have gone to the pub for drinks on a Friday after work. Not entirely sure what a Saturn return is but I think this is my purpose
Had to go buy smaller work shirts for the second time since starting my job bc I accidentally keep getting leaner and hotter and richer
May 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Had to go buy smaller work shirts for the second time since starting my job bc I accidentally keep getting leaner and hotter and richer
Making eye contact with a toilet
May 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Making eye contact with a toilet
New work trainer doesn’t laugh at my jokes and it’s affecting my ability to learn
May 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
New work trainer doesn’t laugh at my jokes and it’s affecting my ability to learn
After having spent 2017-2024 addicted to twitter I think this was my favourite tweet
May 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
After having spent 2017-2024 addicted to twitter I think this was my favourite tweet
Complimented a coworker on how well he keeps clients aware of our processes as they’re happening so they don’t feel lost. Hour later at the end of our shift he came and thanked me because apparently in his 15 years of customer service experience no one at work has ever complimented him
May 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Complimented a coworker on how well he keeps clients aware of our processes as they’re happening so they don’t feel lost. Hour later at the end of our shift he came and thanked me because apparently in his 15 years of customer service experience no one at work has ever complimented him
Was sitting there again tonight and I was joined by a stranger who very unexpectedly recommended a new Xzibit song. But I don’t think Lachlan was Satan, Death and/or God, I think he was just a loyal Xzibit fan
Was sitting at the point earlier with a bunch on my mind and I really wish chance encounters with mysterious but wise and insightful strangers who some readers interpret as being Satan, Death and/or God was a real thing and not just from fiction
May 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Was sitting there again tonight and I was joined by a stranger who very unexpectedly recommended a new Xzibit song. But I don’t think Lachlan was Satan, Death and/or God, I think he was just a loyal Xzibit fan
Embarrassingly had to call in sick from work due to flu vaccine side effects
May 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Embarrassingly had to call in sick from work due to flu vaccine side effects
Guy who just did my flu vaccination asked if I’m allergic to egg so I’m thinking they might be bringing me a cake for being brave, will post pics
May 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Guy who just did my flu vaccination asked if I’m allergic to egg so I’m thinking they might be bringing me a cake for being brave, will post pics
There are two guys at work who look like this and they hang out together in the break room
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There are two guys at work who look like this and they hang out together in the break room
