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xmas eve was kind of fine bc we ended up w 9. other than like my mil talking to me about sex for 20 min. can’t wait to also host xmas breakfast in the am. I’m so close to being done with wrapping. nothing is placed but I think that’s going to have to wait til am. but this kid is gonna be up so early
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December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
xmas eve was kind of fine bc we ended up w 9. other than like my mil talking to me about sex for 20 min. can’t wait to also host xmas breakfast in the am. I’m so close to being done with wrapping. nothing is placed but I think that’s going to have to wait til am. but this kid is gonna be up so early
man sent the alcohol delivery to our old address (in my name, so I had to be the one to answer the call/think on my toes & have dd deliver to my niece who lives nearby)
my nervous system needs less fire drills bc I am on the brink of insanity
my nervous system needs less fire drills bc I am on the brink of insanity
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December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
man sent the alcohol delivery to our old address (in my name, so I had to be the one to answer the call/think on my toes & have dd deliver to my niece who lives nearby)
my nervous system needs less fire drills bc I am on the brink of insanity
my nervous system needs less fire drills bc I am on the brink of insanity
is my mom going to answer her phone today so I can tell her what time dinner is at? does she even know it’s xmas eve? probably not! 🙂
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
is my mom going to answer her phone today so I can tell her what time dinner is at? does she even know it’s xmas eve? probably not! 🙂
I love finding out that we’re hosting xmas eve dinner the day before. & then finding out another couple wanted to join us (that I don’t have enough plates for after I took out the good china.) but apparently man told sil “I don’t want him to come, not bc I have to make gf food but bc he sucks”
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I love finding out that we’re hosting xmas eve dinner the day before. & then finding out another couple wanted to join us (that I don’t have enough plates for after I took out the good china.) but apparently man told sil “I don’t want him to come, not bc I have to make gf food but bc he sucks”
cj just started randomly belly dancing in front of the tree & I got it all on video lmaooo. she’s all dressed up like a present too. christmas gold ✨
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
cj just started randomly belly dancing in front of the tree & I got it all on video lmaooo. she’s all dressed up like a present too. christmas gold ✨
well my mom called to say merrry xmas (yes she thought it was today) & that she was eating breakfast (at 12:15pm) oh & she hasn’t bought any presents. she may or may not be joining us to celebrate. okay. great chat.
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
well my mom called to say merrry xmas (yes she thought it was today) & that she was eating breakfast (at 12:15pm) oh & she hasn’t bought any presents. she may or may not be joining us to celebrate. okay. great chat.
aita if I don’t go to the family xmas dinner after the whole legal debacle re: the dog bite suit? I’ve made it pretty clear I’m not willing to be in the presence of my sil’s fam after they essentially falsified an affidavit against me. I would literally rather spend christmas alone
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
aita if I don’t go to the family xmas dinner after the whole legal debacle re: the dog bite suit? I’ve made it pretty clear I’m not willing to be in the presence of my sil’s fam after they essentially falsified an affidavit against me. I would literally rather spend christmas alone
cj loves to troll man by calling him uncle justin (???) & he hates it so much that now he’s calling her aunt jeanine back. she’s currently yelling HEY MARSHMALLOW SOUPY UNCLE JUSTIN lmao what are toddlers
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
cj loves to troll man by calling him uncle justin (???) & he hates it so much that now he’s calling her aunt jeanine back. she’s currently yelling HEY MARSHMALLOW SOUPY UNCLE JUSTIN lmao what are toddlers
wasn’t sure if my mom made it to her eye appt this am (she left her phone behind again apparently) until I got a text saying the preferred # on her acct was changed. to her bf’s #.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
wasn’t sure if my mom made it to her eye appt this am (she left her phone behind again apparently) until I got a text saying the preferred # on her acct was changed. to her bf’s #.
jan calendar already looking miserable 😭
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
jan calendar already looking miserable 😭
if I blare old rap loud enough will the bass vibrate the sads out of me
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
if I blare old rap loud enough will the bass vibrate the sads out of me
just got off the phone w one of my mom’s oldest friends who hasn’t heard from her since june. yesterday another of her friends was texting me basically asking if she was still alive. I haven’t heard from her in a week myself despite blowing up her phone. do I need to go show up at her door again?
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
just got off the phone w one of my mom’s oldest friends who hasn’t heard from her since june. yesterday another of her friends was texting me basically asking if she was still alive. I haven’t heard from her in a week myself despite blowing up her phone. do I need to go show up at her door again?
there is a rescue down the road w the sweetest hospice dog who has lymphoma. he loves to get in the dryer w a warm load of laundry so they took him to the laundromat & filled all the dryers w blankets & toys omg im not crying, you are 🥲
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
there is a rescue down the road w the sweetest hospice dog who has lymphoma. he loves to get in the dryer w a warm load of laundry so they took him to the laundromat & filled all the dryers w blankets & toys omg im not crying, you are 🥲
we have dinner plans w man’s childhood friend who’s passing through. made sure we went out bc our house is a frickin disaster but man just woke me up from my nap to inform me that they’re 2hrs early & now coming to the house hahahah
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December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
we have dinner plans w man’s childhood friend who’s passing through. made sure we went out bc our house is a frickin disaster but man just woke me up from my nap to inform me that they’re 2hrs early & now coming to the house hahahah
we’re getting closer!!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
we’re getting closer!!!
well this afternoon we booked an interview for cj (lol) for her new school tomorrow. so I canceled my entire day bc she’ll miss school cutoff time. I’m just wondering what it’s come to that we are interviewing *toddlers* (avoiding public schools in fl, I guess)
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
well this afternoon we booked an interview for cj (lol) for her new school tomorrow. so I canceled my entire day bc she’ll miss school cutoff time. I’m just wondering what it’s come to that we are interviewing *toddlers* (avoiding public schools in fl, I guess)
a fun game:
did my mother leave her phone at home, is she extremely tardy for her treatment today, or did she forget about her appointments entirely?
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did my mother leave her phone at home, is she extremely tardy for her treatment today, or did she forget about her appointments entirely?
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
a fun game:
did my mother leave her phone at home, is she extremely tardy for her treatment today, or did she forget about her appointments entirely?
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
did my mother leave her phone at home, is she extremely tardy for her treatment today, or did she forget about her appointments entirely?
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I am scared to go down & look at the couch that this dog apparently destroyed. man said it’s a loss. I guess we really need to figure out how to get him to go in the crate 🫣
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am scared to go down & look at the couch that this dog apparently destroyed. man said it’s a loss. I guess we really need to figure out how to get him to go in the crate 🫣
bridgerton murder mystery party tomorrow! I’m nowhere near ready, but the table is set!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
bridgerton murder mystery party tomorrow! I’m nowhere near ready, but the table is set!!!
sometimes you think you’ve seen it all & then someone asks for a taxidermied stripper rat for their kid for xmas in the local fb group 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
sometimes you think you’ve seen it all & then someone asks for a taxidermied stripper rat for their kid for xmas in the local fb group 🤣
sunday scaries! sunday scaries! how am I going to survive this weeeeeeeek
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
sunday scaries! sunday scaries! how am I going to survive this weeeeeeeek
I just filled a cart w my fav canadian hot sauces only to find out they aren’t shipping to the us anymore 😭
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I just filled a cart w my fav canadian hot sauces only to find out they aren’t shipping to the us anymore 😭
wouldn’t be a holiday break without an emergency a/c repair call huh lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
wouldn’t be a holiday break without an emergency a/c repair call huh lol
one day they’re going to cuddle. speaking it into existence!!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
one day they’re going to cuddle. speaking it into existence!!!
there have been two recent incidents at our local high schools of kids bringing loaded guns. one gun was left in the car, where it was stolen, & people are saying the perpetrator is a victim. the other was in a backpack & the kid tried to grab the officer’s gun when it was discovered.
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
there have been two recent incidents at our local high schools of kids bringing loaded guns. one gun was left in the car, where it was stolen, & people are saying the perpetrator is a victim. the other was in a backpack & the kid tried to grab the officer’s gun when it was discovered.