Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

hey everyone! this is a reminder to unfollow potus and vp on instagram if you still have it (i’ve been seeing some rumors that meta is making people follow them).

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything.

Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos