Bobby Cannavale is a SLUT
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Bobby Cannavale is a SLUT
suckle upon the teats of industry
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
suckle upon the teats of industry
it is literally bankrupting me, but this is all I drink anymore
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
it is literally bankrupting me, but this is all I drink anymore
snitch in the ditch
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
snitch in the ditch
oh my GOD, they're little cuties
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
oh my GOD, they're little cuties
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
oh hell yeah, actually
oh hell yeah, actually
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
oh hell yeah, actually
oh hell yeah, actually
I was going to make a joke like, "I can give you a high F," while posting a selfie with a mischievous expression, but I've been totally blinded by my phone's front facing camera, and now I don't remember anything about that joke's punchline
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I was going to make a joke like, "I can give you a high F," while posting a selfie with a mischievous expression, but I've been totally blinded by my phone's front facing camera, and now I don't remember anything about that joke's punchline
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
this is a recent photo of me taken by my friend who normally takes TERRIBLE photos of me. I think this is a hot guy who people should want to have sex with AND YET!?!?!
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
this is a recent photo of me taken by my friend who normally takes TERRIBLE photos of me. I think this is a hot guy who people should want to have sex with AND YET!?!?!
genius is 10% inspiration and 90% cumming baja blast
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
genius is 10% inspiration and 90% cumming baja blast
I won this over the weekend at a hackathon put on by LIBERALS so if you ban me from blue sky you're really just caving to antifa or something
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I won this over the weekend at a hackathon put on by LIBERALS so if you ban me from blue sky you're really just caving to antifa or something
fuck yes. i am what i wanted to be when i grow up
September 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fuck yes. i am what i wanted to be when i grow up
capy paste the email text from the alt text if you want
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
capy paste the email text from the alt text if you want
when you have to talk to customer service but you're a little drunk and you also used to work customer service
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
when you have to talk to customer service but you're a little drunk and you also used to work customer service
ok dipshit, you've made me do an internet search for you.
if you want more engagement from me, you have to Venmo $20 to: venmo.com/code?user_id...
if you want more engagement from me, you have to Venmo $20 to: venmo.com/code?user_id...
August 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ok dipshit, you've made me do an internet search for you.
if you want more engagement from me, you have to Venmo $20 to: venmo.com/code?user_id...
if you want more engagement from me, you have to Venmo $20 to: venmo.com/code?user_id...
morbidly hilarious that the thing you seem to be asserting is not happening happened in the thread where you were asserting it
August 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
morbidly hilarious that the thing you seem to be asserting is not happening happened in the thread where you were asserting it
ok Chicago is fun
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
ok Chicago is fun
today marks the 8th anniversary of the passing of Luna Fae Pouncington. I alone mourn her, for she fucking hated every single human she'd ever met except for me, and she let them know it.
August 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
today marks the 8th anniversary of the passing of Luna Fae Pouncington. I alone mourn her, for she fucking hated every single human she'd ever met except for me, and she let them know it.
my ticket was seat 9 in this row, but seat 13 is where 9 should be, that's an excellent way to start a horror movie experience when you've already taken drugs. I am lucky for adventures.
August 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my ticket was seat 9 in this row, but seat 13 is where 9 should be, that's an excellent way to start a horror movie experience when you've already taken drugs. I am lucky for adventures.
